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It's an all in one!

  • Writer: V
    V
  • 6 hours ago
  • 3 min read

I return to the goofy and silly game that is WHAT THE CAR? What is right. This car can quite literally do anything and everything.


Mr. Car continues his food service jobs by cutting up a carrot, banana, and what appears to be some sort of meat stick into a soup. Mmmmm.... yummy. After that it's back to traditional levels. I fly around through time in "HELI-CAR-PTER". Yep. A car that is a helicopter. Use your upper thrusts wisely. I got an early idea of where the hidden bubble card was for this level. It just took me a few attempts to get it. You continue being a helicopter in "HANDLE WITH CAR". Which again is flying through town. Funny story, the path I originally took for this level was actually the shorter path and not the path for the bubble card. Another skull level is on the way after riding a train on the map... for an extended period of time because I actually missed my stop... well okay I landed on it but skipped past it then... I don't know either.


In the level "WORK HARD CAR HARD" You're on office chairs and you have an engine attached to the back of you. You have to carefully maneuver yourself around because it is not easy to control. Probably the reason why it's the skull level. I found myself falling off several times because the control is jank in that level. I did get the hang of it. Towards the end of the level is a huge road that slowly curves to going straight up which then has the bubble card. Which even then is not easy to get. At least at first. After that I rode the train again and had to jump off at the right time to land on a little platform that could let me access a secret level. In "CAR-PORATE CLIMBING"... which as of writing this blog I just now realize it was a play on the word "CORPORATE". Anyways, you hold these sticks which lets you climb up the building. I guess the points on the end of each stick is extremely powerful.


I move to the next set of levels in this world which are the bank stages. Yep. Mr. Car is a bank teller. In the level "YOU WOULDN'T COPY A CAR" you move through an office with the engine on your back being an infinite paper dispenser. I also realize that the paper stacks refill your paper dispenser engine. So I guess it's not really infinite paper. It takes me a minute to realize there was a shortcut in the level because I couldn't understand why I kept getting a silver crown. Despite playing the level next to perfectly. "GET AWAY CAR" is next and boy... Mr. Car is angy. You got a rocket on your back which gives you a jump ability. It's pretty easy to find the bubble card in this level. It's just a matter of executing the path of getting there cleanly.


The next level I play is a user created level "thief across difficult office". And yeah it was difficult alright. Those lasers don't want you getting through. With random placed boosts which lead you to your death. And despite looking like it, you can't cheese the level and jump from the start to the end. I did eventually find an easier path to the end and beat the level with a gold crown! Next level, "S- PRINTER JAM". I did see the bubble card in plain sight. But when I thought I was getting closer to it, I seemed to have lost it. That's when I realized there was a couple of walls hiding away a speed and fling boost. After failing to collect the card several times, I did eventually cross the finish line. "TYPE RIDER" was the last level I played of the night. Your wheels are... keyboards... hah... type rider...


The bubble card in this level is placed in an awkward but not impossible spot. I was close to clutching it out one time after getting it. I almost climbed up the waterfall... but then fell to my death. So I went at it again and got it but I couldn't get back on the main lane area. That's when I realized you could just walk along the edge which was big enough and cross the finish line. I'm sure whoever reads whatever Mr. Car just wrote will be like "he has such a way with words."

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