Just give the kid his soccer ball!
- V

- 5 hours ago
- 10 min read
Well I'll give you this. I didn't have to worry about getting any Observation Duty or Backrooms games this go around! HUZZAH! Only a few days left in this block and quite a few more games for Mr. Wheel to give me. This time it gives me... Happy Game! Oh that doesn't sound so bad. Why was it on the wheel again?
The story introduces to a young kid we'll name... uh... kid. XD! I don't know. I'm lazy. Anyways, kid gets into bed and all seems rather normal... until... the lights flicker... and then dim. And then it's just him... and his bed. And then... just him. And... not knowing what the fuck to do because the tutorial is telling me to drag the kid yet when I do that, it doesn't do anything. Maybe I wasn't doing it right on controller. I switched back to mouse and that seemed to work better. So now that we're moving, kid comes across a present. Aww how nice! When I open it, out comes a... uh... "beautiful" little pig toy... that when I pull it up... it... floats and becomes demonic... how... nice? Next this... clown... ball... thing toy shows up. And boy is it stretchy. I can stretch it up, stretch it down, have it grabbed by some long hand and when I pull it back down, I only get the bottom half to which another demonic figure emerges from it. Lastly, a nesting doll set. when I separate all the pieces, then I can ring the top halves like they're bells. Doing that turns them all... you guessed it... demonic! Together, all 3 come together and... well there's just pure HAPPINESS on my screen before it's just kid and... a bouncing soccer ball! So innocent! This initiates a flashback of kid playing with the soccer ball on a playground as some jerk kid comes up to him and snatches the soccer ball away. So now it's up to kid to grab it back. But it's not so easy. We got to chase after it. Before we can snag it though, There are a couple... big white heads with antennas sticking up from them. And the bottom half of a plush toy in the middle. Clicking in the LED light of the antennas makes the white head go all inverted and I can pull the non-affected white head down to reveal a plush bear head was now underneath the inverted head! I put the head on and it begins clapping. (When I click on it.) When I invert the other head, a wooden doll head emerges from beneath it and I get to carry it around. Where to? Well... I don't exactly know to be honest. It almost looked like there was a light door at the end but looking back, I think it wasn't a door. But more a wall being lit up by the light above kid. So where do I put the head? Well the left white head is inverted again and beneath it is the 2nd half of the wooden doll!
So I attach the 2 halves and now both the wooden doll and plus bear are pointing to the right as a 3rd inverted head joins in the middle. Under the 3rd inverted head is the bottom half of one of those cymbal monkey toys. Going to the right like the wooden doll and plush bear wanted me to go is a 4th inverted head that has the head of the monkey toy. And I can access it by pulling down the now 2nd inverted head. I get the monkey head and attach it to its body. So what now? Nothing happens this time with all 3 toys fully attached. Until I click on them and they put on a show before they all become demonic themselves and the inverted heads become jellyfish. I can make a... gong noise with the 2nd head and doing that repeatedly makes things very intense. Especially for kid as he balls up in fear. And then... all that's left are the remains of the toys that were once there. Okay well they're all there. They're just seriously destroyed. But that doesn't matter as we begin chasing the soccer ball again! Through the lights with silhouettes of bears behind them all leading to the... most fucked up looking creature kid can lay eyes on. I can move its left hand to make its face separate... mostly... it's very... stretchy and... disgusting... I totally don't want to gag and throw up looking at it. Once it's open enough, there's this... skull... thing that emerges from the creature more and more as I pull the right arm. The skull takes its eye out which I can pull apart to reveal some... I don't even fucking know how to describe it. It's some blood red toy with a "beautiful" smile on it. I can also pull that apart to reveal the soccer ball. And then suddenly kid is stretched apart in half. Literally stretchy. Good grief this is disturbing. But don't worry. Kid is okay as we once again chase the soccer ball! Past more spotlights where we suddenly stop as the ball goes above 3 lights which reveal... another creeply play doll with arms I can pull and turn by using... uh... dismantled arm pull strings... Using the strings, I can maneuver the dolls hands until they are touching the hand prints on its face. And then I can use its feet to tilt it around. Now for a moment I had no clue what to do here. Until I found out that I still had 2 arm pull strings to which pull them up so then the doll would separate its head from its body.
Now that the head is separated, now I can tilt the soccer ball back towards kid annnnd nothing is ever fucking easy now is it? The giant doll becomes very demonic and is very interested in catching kid. But at the last moment it falls apart and fades away. Kid once again... is safe. Running past more spotlights revealing more silhouettes of various figures and toys, we approach a very bright area as a smiley made with ketchup stands in the middle. Standing on the smile reveals several kinds of toys. All seemingly broken. It's up to me to put them back together. Starting with the clown toy. When opened, it gives me a cowboy toy I can put on the rocking horse. There's a pull string on it and I thought I had to connect the end to something. But no I just had to keep pulling the string until the 2 gave me a horn I could connect to the train. When figured that fucking out. The train blows bubbles one at a time or a big bunch at a time. Some of the big bubbles containing random objects. The most important one being a winding gear which connects to the car. It returns with a dog head. But it's attached to the car. I need to get the car closer to kid so I can let him hold on to the dog head. So when I wind up the car again, kid can hang on to the dog head which eventually separates from the car. Once I find the right toy to connect the head to, I pull on the head which reveals a line of... disturbing parts. But the most important one being a drum stick which goes to the... well... drum! We reveal a little creature holding on to the drum. Once out, it runs around with a rabbit plush head. I pick up the head which the little creature is dearly holding on to until kid is like... okay... you're done with this. I attach the rabbit plush head to its body which pops out into several more heads. The most important one being a very... well it's the closest thing to a human head as the worlds most not normal human plush floats above the ground. I have the dog hold on to one arm and kid holds on to the other. The dolls head splits open, revealing a... bird kind of thing holding a block which goes to the Rubik's cube. Inside it is the worlds most rigged carnival game. Follow the cup with the ball. But even if you do, the ball is never in the cup you think it is. I hate it when this happens.
I can pull the hat up which reveals a duck head on top of the scammer's head. The duck head is all I need to complete the rubber ducky which leaks out... small drops of liquid unless I REALLY squeeze it out. so then I can pull out whatever the fuck it was I just pulled out. It spits out a play cube which goes with the letter cube set. From here... this is a game of timing as I have to get 2 candles in 2 bears and light them up. The bears in the left and right cubes only stay out for a certain amount of time. Once I get the candles in the bears and light them up, then the left and right bears all reveal little laughing skulls while the bear in the middle juggles 3 of them... I don't get it but... okay... oh yeah... all the toys once again become demonic. As shit begins to flash rapidly. And then... darkness... not for long as kid finds himself on... well a very pointy object. But that doesn't matter. At the end of the spear is the soccer ball. And finally... FINALLY... kid is able to get his ball! And he is... happy! He plays around with it in his room and then... it begins floating around again as the smile demon haunting him is... well... I don't know if it's impressed or disappointed. We now cut to another flashback of kid playing with a little bunny doll near a small lake. The smile demon infects the flashback as kid is on the verge of falling off the bridge. He pulls himself back up... but... he loses his bunny doll! Before kid gets a chance to save it, it seems like the smile demon sends us to a very... uh... colorful world... see now this feels happy... and also very drug filled as we follow a bigger bunny hopping around with the plush bunny. The bigger bunny pulls on a bell and jumps down a large hole. The hole doesn't stay large for long. I ring the bell and out comes a massive blue bunny. Awww how cute!... oh no it's not cute. Fucker actually wants to eat me. I need to stop it from doing so. There are these singing carrots I can pull from the ground which attracts a few bunnies to follow me. So turns out I can feed the carrots to the bunnies which... well the bunnies just eat the carrots in full. How in the shit do the carrots stay happy? So it turns out the stuffed bunnies act as food for the larger demon bunny which slows it down. So now that I know what I am doing, I have a chance to escape this massive demonic cute creature.
I separate the bunnies as far apart as I can. But not too far so then I can still have distance against the large demon bunny. Once the small bunnies are stuffed, the bell becomes happy which must mean I did good. It still gets very... very close... almost too close for comfort. But i am able to jump down the massive hole and get to the next area. This time I am joined by a shit load of bunnies! This is great! They can help me! No they can't! They all died! However... there is one who survived. I feed it a carrot as the bunny stands under a guillotine. I know it might seem cruel. But don't worry, the bunny is okay. It just splits into 2 bunnies. Don't fucking ask me how that works. In the ground is a MASSIVE carrot that seems a little... impossible to pull out with just me. I use the guillotine again to fully split the bunnies who help in pulling the carrot from the ground. But even with me helping, it still won't budge. I need one more bunny. There is one more small carrot in the ground so I can get one more bunny and finally the massive carrot is pulled out. A couple of the bunnies get trapped in the ground but one is not as far down as it's able to eat the massive carrot. Again... don't ask me how that's possible. The massive carrot plays a harp as seemingly a last goodbye as it's eaten. The now massive (good) bunny will be a huge slow down for the massive (demonic) bunny as I am able to run around the grassy ring and into the large circle. But again... too close for comfort. The last area I end up in is very... love filled. Oh and with more guillotines. Different heart friends of various lifestyles fill the area as I need to use them for my help. I need to help them first. Like with a group of hearts who need some encouragement. I help them on the small stage and they are brave to show their talents. Once the hearts know they have something special in them, they become joyous just like the other hearts. I hook a basket on a fish hook and then place the fat heart friend on the basket to lift up the first guillotine blade. Oh and I guess it's visited by crows now. There's another play area for heart friends including a swing, pool, bouncy ball, duck spring ride, teddy bear plush, etc. I give one of the hearts the bouncy smile ball, put one on the duck spring, put one in the pool, and one on the slide... just... how do I get them under the guillotine?
I get stuck briefly. And then I find out I can put the muscular heart friend to work to hold down the pull bar on one of the guillotines to lift the blade on that... now what? Well I fling the heart on the duck spring ride off it which upsets it so much that it explodes... talk about a... HEARTBREAK! XD! (oh sans would love that one.) I then break the swing that one of the hearts on which also makes it explode. I make the heart in the pool jump up and down so hard that all the water escapes the pool which makes the heart explode. The last heart I can make explode is the one throwing the teddy plush up and down once I take the plush away from it. That seems to be it for hearts I can make explode. So now what do I do? Well I can hook the swing to the final guillotine and make one of the hearts swing on it to make the final blade come up. And now the bell is happy so I guess I just have to ring it. Once again the demonic bunny, now trying to look cute comes out. And this is where all the guillotines come useful as once the hearts holding up the blades explode, the blades drop, slowly separating the demon bunny apart and letting me safely fall down into the next section... which almost feels like the section I was just in. That's where I end this stream off. When I do play this game again, I'll have to replay the heart friend section... but honestly if that's the only lost progress we're talking about, then it's really not that bad. Plus now I know what to do so at most I bet I could get through it in 5 minutes.
Of course unless I wait 8 years to play this game again. Then the section would take me 4 hours.





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