The ultimate challenge is complete!

I have returned to the Wii Sports Resort Ultimate Table Tennis Challenge! And this made me realize that I hate any and all challenges I create. But I was determined to beat it! Because I knew it was possible!

Cole as per usual was a sweep. I somehow gave up 2 points to Gwen. I don't know I feel like that happens every time. I also gave up to Tomoko. Pablo was a sweep. Silke was not a sweep but I beat her 6-1. Still pretty good! Pierre was somehow a challenge. I kept just smacking the ball way too far from the table. I still beat him but by only 2 points. I played better against Anna. Beating her 6-1. I also beat Naomi 6-1. It's like this game just couldn't get me a shutout. And as I say that, I shut out Tommy. He should stick to Basketball. Abe was not a shutout. Only a 2 point victory. At least I shut Vincenzo out! Rainer the vampire returns and as per usual, I burned him to a crisp! And then.. the final bosses. Starting with Julie. Right off the bat I was down 2-0. I did get a point but then Julie got it right back. But then so did I! And then I tied it at 3! And then stupid me made a stupid return to make it 4-3 Julie. But I bounced back to tie it again! And then Julie took a 5-4 lead so I absolutely needed to score. Thankfully, I did. A dumb return by Julie gives me a 6-5 lead and I go on to win the game. But because it was a 2 point victory, it was time to face... Yoshi.

When I was streaming this on NeedNoMoreMics, I actually had a run where I failed at Yoshi. I didn't want to make that same mistake. Despite me having a 5-3 lead, Yoshi managed to tie it plus take the advantage in the deuce. Great. But thankfully I got a wide open shot to tie the game. The run was not over. I'm then able to take a 7-6 lead. But it was short lived. Thankfully I got the next point. But then so did she. We really were going back and forth. Finally it ended after I got 2 scores in a row and won 10-8. Sigh of relief. But now the real challenge. Lucia. This woman has tortured me before. She wouldn't torture me again. But even despite a good first rally, I was already down 2-0. Not good. However, I made it 2-1 Lucia. An early score against Lucia? NO WAY! Hell, I even tied it at 2! So you're saying there's a chance? It's tied at 3... briefly but then Lucia takes a 5-3 lead. So I assumed it was game over. HOLD UP! We're tied at 5. Especially after an EXTREMELY clutch return to get me my 4th point. And then... am I dreaming? I... I have a 6-5 lead! I have a 6-5 lead! I can win it! All I need to do... is focus.

And focus... I... absolutely... DID! AND I BEAT LUCIA 7-5 AND CONQUERED THE ULTIMATE TABLE TENNIS CHALLENGE! After just over 4 hours! I finally did it! Fuck that felt great! And I am a Table Titan! Now... I beat the challenge. That was good. But now... just for bragging rights. I wanted to see how much further I could go. Same rules of course. Starting with Ai. To whom I beat... 6-1? Wait what? Uh... maybe a fluke. Next was Oscar with the tiny nose and... I... shut him out... something feels off. Thankfully Abby reminded me that I am not invincible after all and she beat me 6-3. Ah well. At that point I was going for bragging rights. I beat Lucia so it's still a challenge win! Now I just need to see if Poofesure will take on the challenge.