Um... I mean I was a little better.

I've returned once again to participate in the Mario 35 continued interest weekly tournament! I wanted to improve upon my performance from a couple weeks ago. And uh... well... it was a big ol' TBD.

The first match was Long Days, Short Nights. Which I guess was day and night levels. The first level was 1-1 which I easily cleared. The 2nd level was 2-3. A fish bridge. I did my best to be careful. But of course once I got to the end stairs, OF COURSE that's when I choke and die. Yep... it was going to be one of those damn days. Match 2 was Heat Up, Cool Off. A lot of hot levels mixed with some cool water levels. This time, I didn't want to get dead last place. I stayed really careful but of course once again, the lack of coins plus 10 trillion enemies in a water level put me to my damn doom again. I mean I got top 5 but... I wasn't happy.

Match 3 was player choice. And the players are really bad a choosing. I had 30 thousand hammers at my ass and I placed 6th out of 9. Lovely. Canned Heat was round 4. This was actually my best round. I got lots of coins, lots of time... it was also every fucking body elses best round since we all survived until the very end. DESPITE the fact I lasted 13 minutes, nobody would die and my timer was getting seriously low and I finished in SIXTH FUCKING PLACE... maybe I shouldn't partake in this anymore. I never realized how much this game pissed me off.

The final match of the week was the classic RTAndomizer. All levels in random order. I had... zero enemies to grind time off of and the moment I just had to get a fucking water level, it was game over and I conceded. So yeah... I did piss poorly again. Either everyone is so damn good or I really do suck at Mario 35. We did do one last bonus match just for fun but I couldn't even get any damn pride. I had 50 quadrillion clouds up my asshole which led me to... guess what? My death! It's like they're out to get me...

Do you think I have... stream snipers? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!