And the school just has this?

To cap off my SGDQ 2025 block, I checked out the game that... actually capped off Summer Games Done Quick 2025. Deltarune!

When the game begins, I am seemingly being communicated to by... someone... who the someone is? I have no clue. But they have me create an avatar. One I suppose that is supposed to represent me the most. But even when I do, it was all for nothing. As I wake up as Kris. One of the main characters of this story. I take a look around the room. Seems like Kris has a relatively normal room. Computer, bed, clock, window, 2nd bed for some fucking reason... and oh yeah I live with Toriel. She still loves her damn snails. After I have some fun flushing the toilet about 30 thousand times, I meet out with Toriel as she takes Kris over to school! And of course Alphys is the teacher. How about that? Seems like a group project is going on... I don't like group projects. Of course Kris shows up late. Too much toilet flushing. After offering to be a partner with Noelle, turns out she already had Berdly agree to be partners with her. And I guess Berdly doesn't want any third wheelers. Just then... that classroom door swings WIDE OPEN! It's Susie. I don't think anyone, not even Alphys is very... fond of her. And of course Kris and Susie get partnered up together. Without opinion or input of course. We're just... fucking partners now. Huzzah? Alphys notices her chalk has gone missing and forcefully orders Kris and Susie to head to the supply closet to find some more. Oh and to answer the question you oh so absolutely had, Susie's been eating the chalk. I guess her parents fail to feed her. Douchebags. Anyways, because Susie knows that Kris knows... she essentially threatens Kris to keep quiet or... well... a lot of... strawberry jam will be... spread across the school......

Anyways, takes me about 10 hours to finally meet with Susie at the supply closet... which... the doors look oddly different from the rest of the school. But I'm sure that ain't a big deal. What matters most is getting the chalk. Unless opening the door makes the whole school go dark and ominous... but I'm sure that's not much to worry about. They head in the supply closet and holy fuck it's dark. Besides the visible papers on the ground, there's not much to see. In the midst of trying to find the chalk... hell even a light switch, they find the closet is really really REALLY big and decide to dip out. But of course as they attempt to leave, the closet doors close. And suddenly the paper below them begins... shaking? And then Kris and Susie just... start falling? It's like a Looney Tunes thing where the character doesn't actually fall until they realize they're not on ground anymore. Upon waking up, it turns that Kris suddenly has a different wardrobe. As if they're made to be an underground warrior now. And this part of the underground is... rather... creepy. It's open and... ominous... there are these weird... thingies that seem to start wiggling once Kris passes them. Oh yeah there's also black goop pouring out of the walls. I can see it. Kris can't. I guess the power of my control lets Kris know where to go. Perhaps Kris' POV is nothing but black because that cave in reality is really fucking dark. Some more wiggly thingies to pass by. Though these ones are red and... try to attack me but miss and fail horribly. After solving 3 eye puzzle, I'm able to track down Susie. Understandably she's defensive until she realizes it's just me.

Heading further in the cave, Susie spots someone on a high platform. But they don't seem very nice. I mean they are throwing spades at us. So I think it's a good idea to FUCKING RUN! Of course I am a pro and don't get hit once. Seems like we hit a small little town in this underground world. Weird... heading into a castle, we meet with the prince of the kingdom of darkness. Who kind of resembles the hooded anonymous dude in Undertale. The one who takes you on those boat rides. Seems like this prince was expecting Kris and Susie because of a legend that told that 2 heroes of light would arrive to the kingdom. And here they are! The prince offers to share a prophecy to us. But of course we and by we I mean I decline it and say I heard it already... but not really. Oh well I'm sure whatever I missed wasn't that important... kind of feel bad saying no... perhaps it was a good prophecy. Oh well. Can't go back now. What we do know however is that we have to seal some Eastern Fountain to return home. A fountain that which gives the dark world its form. The prince advices we are told how to... something... when this dude of a motorcycle just fucking runs over the prince. What a bitch! Now this dude was probably talked about in the prophecy. But we really meaning I skipped it. But we do know this dude is "the bad guy". Oh so Billie Eilish! Oh yeah the prince is alright by the way. Whew crisis averted! So turns our Billie doesn't want the eastern fountain to be sealed. So she then proceeds to battle Kris and Susie. Oh by the way the bad guy's name isn't actually Billie. It's Lancer. Very easily we take Lancer down and even get 35 bucks out of it. Hey not a bad pay day! Oh yeah turns out the prince looks way different than one would expect without the robe. Turns out the prince is... quite the cute and adorable looking fellow named Ralsei who wishes to be friends with Kris! Of course Susie is impatient as fuck and starts going right for the fountain.

Susie really is on a whole other level of "I don't give a shit."