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Better than soggy cereal.

  • Writer: V
    V
  • Aug 2
  • 4 min read

I move on to Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal" in the Humongous Summer 2025 block! Just like Putt-Putt, I was never familiar with Spy Fox. At least this name makes sense.


Our story starts with a rat... mouse who is about to enjoy a bowl of cereal when it realizes... there's no milk! THE HORROR! And there's this goat dude who seems to want to rid the world of milk. Why? Who knows really. We then meet with Spy Fox who is on a plane ride over the Mediterranean Sea. After he gets his food, he shoves a fork up his meat... loaf... which activates a screen that was randomly part of the tray. Sure. He gets a call from Monkey Penny. Who reports that the spy factories and offices of amalgamated moo juice incorporated were abandoned and drained of milk... moo juice? Really? Anyways, if we don't move fast, all the milk reserves will be gone. Which doesn't appeal to Spy Fox. We get a clue which is... Feta Cheese... is that supposed to help? I guess the photo came from the office of the CEO of Amalgamated Moo Juice. Mr. Howard Hugh Heffer Udderly III. Or Udderly. Who we assume has info. So it's up to us to find him.


After whoopie cushioning down to Adolphus, I head to a phone booth. I remember being told the number I needed was in my fortune cookie. After calling that, I was granted access to the Spy mobile command center. Quite hidden! I'm given a toothbrush. Not a regular one. It's a powerful laser. After putting paste on it, I'll be able to cut through strong steel with it. And the Feta Factory has a large steel door! Convenient! After Spy Fox... unnecessarily cuts a hole exactly in the shape of him... and also using way too much fucking toothpaste, we find Mr. Udderly dangling over a pool of piranhas. Which also conveniently has a temperature controller. Once the water is frozen, or... top layer is frozen, I am able to drop Mr. Udderly down. Which makes no sense. If just the very top layer of water was frozen, you'd think it would break... but... no... it doesn't. We take him over to the command center where he flashbacks the events that led up to his kidnapping. Being the boss man he is when these rhino looking dudes break in. And they don't look friendly. Mr. Uddely claims he fought them hard.... yeah sure in his dreams. They stuff him in a beef bag and... well I guess that was that.


Mr. Udderly explains that he found out William the kid has a business he's working with called NOG, or Nectar of the Goats corporation which is seeking to drain the world of milk. Kidnap the cows, use a milky weapon to flood the capital, blame it on the cows, and make people drink goat milk. ew. Thankfully Mr. Udderly found the secret code to deactivate the milky weapon. Convenient. But he also swallowed the deactivation code. Inconvenient. Thankfully, Professor Quack comes in to show a loaded vending machine filled with spy gadgets. Including a stick of minty X-Ray gum which I am able to use on Mr. Udderly to find the deactivation code. Well it's not much of a code. It's more of little instruction sheet telling how to deactivate the milk destruction thingy. After I pick up some spy gadgets, I head out and head to the trinket booth which is now open. Trinkets include... a teddy bear and a wheel... and other dinky things. I guess they're called trinkets for a reason.


The giant cruise ship I saw earlier is also open, hosting a deck party. But of course I can't get in because I don't have an invitation. So I head to the Greek Cantina for a drink because life is so depressing. Okay I don't actually drink there. Turns out the rabbit dude running the trinket stand had an invitation to the deck party. Lucky goose... er... rabbit. I'm not able to snatch up the invitation but I am able to get a jar of trinkets. How nice! After that I head back to the cantina to play a game of Go Fish with this fat pig named Artemis James Big Pig. Big is right. We wager some trinkets. And while I start hot and even make him sweat, the game ends in a draw. Twice in fact. I think it's just another pointless minigame that does nothing for me. So I head out. Now I need to know how the hell I get to that deck party. By my lucky draw, I find out I can use the putty gadget to essentially get a clone of the invitation. Which seems to shock the Weasel. Like how the hell did I get the invite? Don't ask me questions just let me in the damn party!


Once on, I meet with a feline critter named Russian Blue. I think Spy Fox gains a crush on her. Especially offering a dance. But there's only one dance she'll do. The tango. I assume I can go down to the pianist down in the cantina since his whole branding is Tango. But I guess dude wants nothing of going to play some tango music. Well now what? Well we can find out that Russian Blue is quite the ferocious feline. Acquitted of crimes she has committed. Tango crimes. And it seems like she may have some info on this William the kid character. It probably won't be easy to get her to slip though. I get a tracking bug... a very small one to join Spy Fox. Walter Wireless will be used as the bug to track Russian Blue and her movements. Though given Russian Blue is a cat and Walter Wireless is a bug... I don't see that ending very well.

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