floating around the crowns!

hello my pepe's! bobby here from the miicord crew! for my next epic super cool time awesome stream, i wanted to be a little competitive in the world of fall guys ranked knockout! to prove that i too could be the best bean!

for my first match of the night, i started with skyline stumble. a nice og fall guys round! though embarrassingly on the first split path after the low gravity section, there was a nice big fan to lift me upwards. i must've pressed space a little too much because i accidentally dived and fell. thankfully we all know this isn't a survival round. and i happily flippered myself up to the top to qualify! next up was high tide. the very hot and bright beach themed level! when i started... something really weird happened. it's almost like i got a head start because quite literally everybody stood still at the beginning. it's like they were cursed with permafreeze. but not me because the game was like... "bobby you are so fucking cool. how about we let you go right ahead?" although seconds later, everyone just... zips up with supersonic speed. as if the freeze never happened. did that stop me from qualifying? hell nah dude! i jumped and dived my way to that goal line! slime cycle was a new match. there were different rings of slime bumps. each next ring turning the opposite way from the previous. and then eventually some sweepers begin spinning to make things more threatening. not for my badass self! and it was on to jump showdown! i avoided the sweepers in slime cycle. could i avoid them in jump showdown? thankfully everyone was actually being nice and not a sore fucking loser. so i didn't have to worry about being grabbed. while i was able to make good jumps for a while... i was eventually off on my spacing and I was taken down. damn. but hey... everyone was nice! gold stars for them! jumping right back in and we're on to knight fever! i fall off like... on time... other than that, this medieval battle field is defeated by me! back to slime cycle. many beans couldn't survive the slime. i sure did though! time to pop some bubbles in bubble trouble. and trouble they were. while i only needed to pop 3 more bubbles, the other beans got through the floating soap first. and it was back to the back of the line.

starting my next game with a rebound run. rebound i did alright! a fast paced race in a peaceful night sky. very... very fast paced. it sure as hell wasn't pretty. but still good enough to qualify! and... a moment of silence for miz20334 who sadly couldn't qualify. it's okay miz. we've been there. you'll get there soon! back to the high tides! this time everyone was not a fucking zombie at the start. didn't matter. i still traversed through the beach. that sand was nice and hot. that water was nice and cool! next, i cycled the slime again. i am 3 for 3 on that! and finally, it was on to blunder blocks! typically a tougher final. especially once the walls start moving faster. i gave it my best. but alas i just had to traverse through another medieval battle field in knight fever. next up was the swiveller. a pretty easy stage to get through. walking along the spinning ring and... uh... er... i... uh... so starting with my next match with rebound run where i qualify and that's all you need to know moving along! and then we party in party promenade! those air slides help me quite nicely as I party to the finish line! i don't think we've seen cosmic highway in quite a while. it's nice to see this platformer space race level again! besides for one fall, it was a clean race! i know when v played ranked, he played lost temple a couple times and won them both times. could i join him? sadly no. it was close to the end. one bean just touched the crown before i did. sadge. no time to sit and cry. my paper can only take so much liquid anyway. let's hit the parade! i may have been bounced around but no elimination in sight! now... redemption time in bubble trouble. those bubbles will be popped. and i wasted no time getting rid of those floating soap orbs. rooftop rush is next. i admit, traversing this obstacle course was very sloppy and i even nearly lost at the end after going down the slime slide and not connecting with the final platform. there were people ahead of me at the end... but my gosh some fucking way i just happened to sneak past them and get the qual. that shit will never happen again. off to lost temple for a rematch. can i get redemption? it's possible! not for me dude. there was this bot who took an extremely commanding lead and the crown was all theirs.

but hey, at least i became a contender after all that! hell yeah to the participation awards!