I AM THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER EVER!

HELLO MY PEOPLE! SONIC.EXE, YOUR FAVORITE MIICORD CREW STREAMER IS BACK! AND STRONGER THAN FUCKING EVER! YOU MISSED ME! I KNOW YOU DID! BUT I AM BACK! AND READY TO PLAY... winnie the pooh's home run derby?

Yeah so these squribs called "friends" promised me Call Of Duty to stream. Yet at the LAST FUCKING MINUTE... they pull a fucking fast one on me and said... OP! NOPE! YOU'RE PLAYING WINNIE THE POOH! Yeah they thought it was sooooo funny. I sure as hell wasn't laughing. Thankfully, V got through a heavy portion of the game. So all I needed to do was get through the last 2 levels. Easy peasy. I'll make this short and sweet. I know V loves to draw out these fucking blog posts. Like... dude... nobody cares about your damn diary. Just get to the damn point! All the crew laughed at me saying I wouldn't get past Tigger. Oh but little did they know that I AM LITERALLY SONIC.EXE AND TIGGER GOT ABSOLUTLY FUCKING BLASTED! I crushed his balls so damn hard and beat his fucking level! First try too! Everyone in the crew was so shocked. They started to praise me and worship me. After all... I am a GOD at this game! And it was on to Christopher Robin!

Tigger was easy. However, this fucking BASTARD of a game fucking cheated me. Oh I saw it. It cheated me real hard. Throwing balls at me I CLEARLY hit yet the game said... no... fuck you. You didn't. Oh how so badly I want to shove a baseball RIGHT UP CHRISTOPHER'S ASS AND WATCH AS IT BLEEDS OUT! But if I ever play this dogshit game again, which I hope I don't, Christopher will piss his fucking pants right in front of the BEST BASEBALL PLAYER EVER and EASILY give ME the WIN! And to those in the crew who doubted me... SUCK IT! I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ARE JEALOUS! BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!