I had to look up something so obvious.

I decide to revisit our sneaky little fox friend Mr. Spy Fox and his journey to save the planet from its deadly aerosol attacks. To do that, I would still need 3 key items. Obtainable. Not easily though.

Where I left off, I was in the jungle about to crack some hieroglyphic code. Thankfully the answer was right on top of the pyramid. But even with the door partially opened, I'd still need the other half of the Chiclepichu amulet. So I made a tad bit of progress. But it was back to scrambling around. I got a strike on Bowling. Does that count for anything? no... it doesn't... I give the desert a visit since I need a prickly pear from there. Just how though? Because I can't go through the x-ray machine or else I get the pear taken from me. There is an area I don't remember if I discovered yet where I can have the water flowing into the reservoir or freely downwards. But what does that do for me? Nobody knows! I can't do anything with the wooden board that gets stuck on the flowing water near all the pears. So I go back to the lake to meet up with the creepy imports saleswoman. She has the other half of the amulet. But gives me a code of "Make a Dish foundation" that I much translate. I just have no idea. Until Monkey Penny gives me a call and tells me an Agent Pins is waiting for me at the desert. So I meet her there where I am given a digital makeup compact. Conveniently gives me the translations of the imports secret codes. In this case, the answer to "Make a Dish Foundation" is "Pancakes Forever". Don't ask me why. It just is. So I tell that to the saleswoman. She gives me the amulet but suddenly seems very anxious and shy about it. I couldn't possibly know why. So I put the 2nd half of the amulet in and the door is fully open! HUZZAH! So now I can head in and oh fuck me there's a bunch of deadly saws waiting to turn me into Chinese dinner. Thankfully I have the rust buster to blow those saws away. I then find the Chicle but I need to get access to it. There's a handle above me that will lower a gate in front of me. But it's too high. If only i had something to spring me up to it... perhaps a... spy toaster? So I use that and I get the Chicle. And then Indiana Jones moment intensifies as a giant piece starts rolling towards my doggy ass and I need to escape. Fast. Thankfully this dog does indeed have legs.

Cut to a cutscene of Poodles Galore's and her aerosol can which is set to destroy the Earth's ozone in hours, causing the Earth to get dangerously hot as nothing will be covering up the sun. I don't think even with Poodles' 2001 SPF sunscreen will help the heat. Anyways, I give Push Pin the Chicle. Leaving me with the Prickly Pear Pizza and Coarse Viridian Beauty Clan to collect. Probably the 2 hardest to get. I can't get the Pear if I go back through the x-ray machine and I can't collect the clay without going underwater. But I don't have the full diving suit. I know how to get the flippers I need. I somehow have to be able to retrieve the bowling shoes stuck in the jungle mud. But I can't get the shoes because then I just sink in said mud and Spy Fox freaks the fuck out. But leave it to me to accidentally realize you have to use the grappler and as you swing, you have to pick the shoes up. Of course it's so fucking obvious. So I give the... very... dirty shoes to the guy at the front counter in the bowling alley. He doesn't even seem to care. He just takes them and I take the flippers. I now have the full swimsuit set! Er... after frog man lets go of them. So I head down into the water and now I finally understand what the dials up above were for. It's the key to open the underwater gate. So I adjust the dials matching the code seen underwater and the gate opens! I use spy mint to light up the area and I pick up the clay I need. After making sure I know which square I am collecting clay from, I scoop some up. Thankfully the yellow... uh... light green (idk i'm colorblind so i can't spell) indicator makes it easy to know which square to get. Though I don't think it would've mattered. It's a 5 by 5 grid and the clay I need is dead in the middle. I take the clay and deliver it to Push Pin. Now it's time to get that damn pear. Just... fucking how? I have a pearl detector and canned laughter in my inventory still. But it seems like no matter where I use them, Spy Fox just says NUH-UH!

For about 20 minutes, I spend it essentially running around butt naked trying to get this damn pear. I do find Poodles' upper area of the ship where I can see the spray down below me. But that's about it for that. I can't use the laughter or pearl detector here. And I am just purely and truly fucking stuck on where to go. I legit have no idea what to do or where to go. I need this damn pear. The laughter won't work on the pig guarding the x-ray machine. So now what? What the fuck do I do? You wanna know what to do? I'll tell you. You take the pear... on the stuck board... and let it float the fuck down. OH OF COURSE IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS! TOO BAD I COULDN'T ACCIDENTALLY FIND THAT OUT! So finally after getting the pear, I hand it to the lady behind the counter of the pizza shop and I get the Prickly Pear Pizza. To which Push Pin eats whole. Now why the fuck would he do that? Well it turns out that-we break this explanation for another backstory of Poodles Galore. I guess from a young age she always knew how to be spiffy and when she was in her teen years, she experimented with making her own sun screen. To which she says was far superior to the other brands. What an egotistical bitch. And turns out she caused the compact crash of 1997, bay of polish in 1998, and of course the aerosol ozone destruction of 2001. And that everyone will be forced to use her sunscreen or burn to death. Again. What an egotistical bitch. So again, why did Push Pin eat the pizza? He needed the nutrients to keep him energized while he makes the Congeal Pill. Even though it only takes him 2 seconds to make it. Once I get it, I am tasked of throwing it right into the aerosol and that I should get the fuck out as soon as I do it. I am also given a spy knife that has a fork, toothpick, and a pair of... extremely strong wire cutters that can cut through shear metal. Don't know why I need that but okay.

So I head back up to the top of the aerosol can and throw the pill inside. Oh but of course Poodles anticipated that as she takes a robo arm and grabs the pill before catastrophe can strike. Before Spy Fox gets a shot to arrest Poodles, she has her guards trap him in a steel mesh while the pill is chucked in the trash. Huh... I guess the spy knife came in handy. The fork and toothpick don't do shit but the wire cutters (which he should've used first) come in handy. Thankfully, Poodles is distracted enough so I can take the pill back and... quietly chuck it in the aerosol without her noticing. So now it makes it in, and thanks to Spy Fox's stupid strong teeth, I am able to get the fuck out as soon as possible. Where do we go next? Why... none other than the moon of course! I guess Poodles just had a secret base up there. Poodles puts up a forcefield around her little station thinking she's safe. Little does she know, Spy Fox already followed her. And I guess so did Monkey Penny as she shows she's trying to get in. But she can't because of the forcefield. And that's where I end it off for the night. Yep... this game is getting a 3rd stream. Can you believe it? I sure can't.

Then again, I blame that damn pear for taking most of my time.