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What the hell is this game? Why the hell is this game? Yeah Mr. Wheel game me a real gem here. "A Story About Farting" is the name of the game. It's a game about... a dude who farts... a lot... I think I need to question my purchasing.

So it's a game about making some old fat man fart. That's it. That's the game. And somehow they shoved 100 achievements into this game? For a game that'll take you less than an hour? Well the answer is simple. It's a clicker game. And certain amounts will give you achievements. First fart at 10, Bite of sausage at 50, Chew it at 100, Fart beautiful as a butterfly at 150. So I'm like... okay... 50 clicks per achievement... 100 achievements. Easy. Should take me only 5000 clicks! But then when I hit 250... I... didn't get an achievement? But I did at 300. Which also gave me a cockroach on my couch... that drinks... and smokes... and at 350, my stomach gets... bigger? It can do that? Without even eating anything? Oh and then at 720 clicks, I get a woman to join me. What she has relation to me? I don't know. Wife? Girlfriend? Sister? Just a woman? She's just as bad as stinky as I am. Oh yeah. You can click her too for even more achievements. Holy fuck this game is so gross. At 850 clicks, I get even fatter. How is this happening? Oh yeah, there's a moth on the wall I can click on... which explodes into fireworks when I do. Probably fart fireworks. At 1400, I get a cow... yay? Fucker looks like it hasn't showered in 6 million years. Oh yeah. The cow farts too. I get fatter at 1600... is that even possible? To get fatter as you let out the gas? At 1800 clicks, I get a meat suit. Because clearly this dude can't have enough meat. I am surprised I am not fucking gagging at this point. Like actually me. At 2300, "Beggars can't be choosers", once again I get fatter. Do we need to take our guy to the hospital? 2400, "Hocus pocus, fart!", I get some sunglasses. Oh cool so I am fat and cool now. At 2450, "A rooster on a stick!", I get... a rooster on my head. But where does the stick come in? It looks more like a hat than anything. 2550, "Play, music!", I get a radio... one I can't seem to control. 2700, "The roosters are also farting!", I get... another rooster flying around my place. 2820, "Farts can be surprising!" yep... I'm fat again. And at 3000, "Fart and listen!", now the flying rooster can change the music on the radio! 3120, "Big belly, big power!"... okay we really need to get this dude to a hospital. 3210, "The Pig in Wonderland", now I get a piggy to join my place. Why the fuck not right?

Just like dirty lady, I can click the piggy to also get extra achievements. A fuck ton until I feel like I've squeezed them all out of the pig. At 3325, "Cheers!" I get a moth flying around with like... some sort of mini flame thrower? Sure. It's a fucked up universe. 3472, "I'd sooner fail than give up", there's this creepy ass farting dude flying around on a broom in my place. I mean shit I can't even fathom to think what will be next. 3599 "Pregnancy belly", uh... I am... suddenly no longer fat? Huzzah? Just like that? Sure. I nearly thought my channel was about to get terminated at 3955 "Axe, hoe, naked woman!" like... oh fuck. Thankfully... fat dirty lady kept her bra on. For a while, I kept collecting achievements. Nothing really fun happened. No new additions. And no, sadly I didn't get a big reward for 5000 farts. Well now I feel ripped off and I want my damn money back. Finally at 5500 "Explosion!", yep... my guy farted and burped so many times that... I exploded... and that was it... that was the game. I died, game over. HOWEVER... I still had achievements to get. I wasn't going home having collected not all achievements. I want the achievements. ALL OF THEM. I assume I didn't click on the dirty lady and pig enough. I had actually forgor how long it takes me to get the pig. Over 3200 clicks. But once I got them both, it was time to click. Unfortunately lady and pig don't have their own counters. So it's more just... click until something fun happens. You know when you truly squeezed the achievements out of them when they also explode. And once dirty fat lady explodes... well... that's it. That's the whole game. I just truly 100%ed it in under an hour. And now I have no reason to play this game again. Unless I wanted to speedrun it.

Do I want to destroy my fingers though? Uh... no.