One hell of a promotion.

It's time to make some pizza! Okay well that wasn't what I was supposed to do. See in Papa's Pizzeria Deluxe, I was just supposed to be Mr. Delivery boy. But Papa Louie says to me "Mama-Mia I'm Italian YOU RUN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT!"... or... something like that.

The game itself is as simple as it was back in 2007. A customer tells you what kind of crust, sauce, cheese, and toppings. Along with how long to cook it and how many slices to cut it into. And our boy Kingsley seems pretty damn impressed that I followed a fucking tutorial. XD! From there on, it's pretty easy. Hell I think I did better with Elle's pizza than Kingsley's. I was nearly perfect. Not sure what she could possibly bitch about the toppings. I did it just how she wanted. Mushrooms on the left, onions on the right. Maybe it was because I used just a little less cheese. After every day, you can play a minigame. The first one, Mitch's Mess is basically I-Spy. A game I... absolutely do not pass my first go around. I do better the 2nd time though. After my 1st day, I have the ability to decorate the store. Nice! Hey, Louie is on the run. It's my store now. I also unlock banana peppers. A nice spice but not too overpowering! Sucks how you can't undo just a single topping. Instead you have to restart the whole pizza. Like damn don't throw it away! Not before long when I have to start dealing with multiple customers at once. Wait wait so you mean to tell me that not only did Louie go on vacation, he understaffs too? Wow what an ASS. Day 3 is when I am told that 6 slice cuts are also an option. This one is a little tougher. Sure the tutorial lines make it easy but after that... I think my slice sizes on the 6 slice pizzas are very... uneven. Compared to 4 and 8 slice pizzas. Uh oh. Taylor has a special recipe? And it'll be tougher?... what's so tough about it? What the 2 green peppers on the right side? He seemed to still be impressed. And I unlock a new special! Tastyville Trio! Ooooh! Poor Yuko got too damn impatient despite the pizza itself being good. After a slow, sad, boring parade on day 4, I unlock a new sauce. Rustic Romana. I wonder if Bruna Romano would want that. Romana Romano. And yes she does want that sauce. Radlynn has... a nice pair of underwear as a hat... no really she can't see out of it how is she going to judge my fucking pizza? The strike out minigame was honestly pretty fun. As hard as I made it look at times. All I had to do was click when the ball was outside the shadow of the bat... i may have been a bit impatient at times.

Starting day 5 is when we finally get a delivery service. About time given... you know I was supposed to be delivery boy. Oh and I got ham too! Unfortunately as if Quinn wasn't pissed off enough approaching the store... I may have accidentally cut her pizza into 8 and not 6... oopsies... hey I baked it to perfection at least! Day 6 is when we start taking table orders too. Kind of... a lot of pizza for 2 people. Unless they were taking the other half to go? LePete sure had a nice coconut hat... that he also couldn't see out of. After taking care of Vincent, I unlocked a new special! Peppered Bacon! From the preview... yeah it sure is peppers and bacon alright. Before going into day 7, I give the food truck free play a try. It's a pretty chill mode. You can make any pizza you want, any way you want and just sit them out for people to try. I don't mess around with it for too long. Though I do make a very mushroom filled pizza. Hey I like mushrooms okay? And Black Olives which I unlock for day 7. No seriously black olives are seriously underrated. Call me weird, it's what I like. And why not? Let's let customers get square cut if they want to run around in the streets naked if they fucking wanted. And something about Rhonda makes me think she's ready for some old timey Scottish battle or something I don't know. I end the stream picking up a couple oven booster upgrades so I can cook pizza much faster!

And can now guarantee delivery in 2 seconds or less or it's FREEEEEEEEEE!!!