Angles!

Mr. Wheel has given me another short game for the Christmas Special Block. This time, it's The Impossible Quizmas! This game was made to celebrate 10 years of The Impossible Quiz! All with a festive, holiday theme!

I tell you, if your true love gave Hepatitis B to you on the first day of quizmas... I mean I don't know get a different true love? Scrooge has had a really bad day. And the ghost of Christmas pasta draping spaghetti all over him? Hah... PAST-A... get it? A very happy Buffalo... at least I think it's a Buffalo... or maybe a Bull? Either way, it's my dinn... oh I guess it's not. Nor is it a beefy bill. Well looks like I'm restarting early here. Back to question 3 and oh it's different. Now it's a tank shooting a finger. IT'S A FINGER GU... oh it's a mistletoe... ohhhh Missile Toe... that makes more sense. Question 4 is pretty easy. Just got to find the flashing light. Ugh I hate it when that happens. One light goes and then they all go. I never knew Rudolph's glowing nose was the result of alcohol abuse... is he okay should we call someone? Question 6, we help Chris lick a Candy Cane. That's all. I don't know why but I randomly know Carol wrote the song "Joy To The World". Don't look it up. Just trust me. Question 8 is where I blow up... quite literally. It's one of those duck images with a part I am supposed to click on. Which one? I don't know. I just sit there pissing my pants. Turns out I was supposed to take its hat off and press a button placed on its head. Okay I am ashamed to admit on question 9, my brain just fucking dies. Question being "Why the hell did you make this game in flash?". Also yes props to Splapp for making a flash game in what... 2017? But for some reason the one answer I don't click... "For that authentic slightly ropey impossible quiz experience" was one I thought I already clicked. So when I select "This quiz was started in 2009", thinking that was the one I didn't click, I began to think there was a secret answer to this question. Like other impossible quiz games did in the past. But no that wasn't the case. It was literally the one answer I didn't actually click and now I feel silly. At least question 10 makes me feel smart as all I need to do is press the keys the game wants me to press. Mmm... delicious... sprouts... now question 11 DID have a secret answer. I think I kind of have the right idea, it just took me a moment to realize I needed to pull the... I don't know... branch? Stick? The thingy holding the answer sign. Which by the way was "Christmas Tree". The presents are literally left under there.

Oh now we've gone from a festive quiz to a horror and spooky quiz. Shit I'm... shitting my pants. It really is a Halloween special question. Overall I say this quiz has been good overall... a solid 6 of 10... oh i guess Splapp didn't like that. Damn. I'll just give it 5 stars then by clicking on the question number in the upper left 5 times! Question 14 is literally just moving some mistletoes out of the way until I can click on the... green... plant thingy... hell if i know what they're called. Where do pirates hide their Xmas presents? Well clearly not a chest... that's too obvious. Not under a palm tree... especially if those pirates are going to be on the water a lot. Pirates do celebrate Christmas believe it or not. And they don't leave their presents un the bowels of the kraken... but that's all 4 answers? So what is it? I guess you could say it's... X marks the spot (wink) (wink) (nudge) (nudge). Rudolph leads the Reindeer group. Just got to give him his red nose. Just stick it on him and... okay well I partially remember the question but not fully I guess. Oh yeah now we have a gummy kid surrounded by some people of the 5 BC times... you could say he's Sweet Baby Jesus. I hope it's a strawberry flavor. Got to ask you... do you spell it like Angels or Angles? What word do I mean specifically? Pay no attention to the angel on screen. But the angles she's holding. So I was supposed to actually take Rudolph's old nose off and then put the new one on. Oh yeah you use the dot of the exclamation point... figured it was important to mention that part. Santa Claus? Nah... just rearrange some letters and you got fucking SATAN... maybe... if... I could just fucking spell... that salt shaker is waving at me... it must be seasons greetings! Question 18, Noël!... noël? Yes... Noël. It's Easter... don't worry... let the joke sink in. Hey look, it's a couple dogs fighting over a piece of candy! How cute! And then it explodes and burns their faces and mrs. dog pisses herself!... cute? We do have an r/technicallythetruth moment for the man who got 25 days by stealing an advent calendar... though it's also debatable because most of which only have 24 days. Give this blog a like if your advent calendar has 25 days! I can click on the question itself in number 20... where exactly in the question though?

Well if it's a (((Christmas))) cracker then... well I need to crack Christmas! Oh wow it looks like we have Billy shoving some Christmas food down. His poor little stomach though isn't happy with that. We have to help him shit that stuff out... I hope he was on a toilet before he shat out though... maybe there was a bathroom near the dining room kitchen area? If you didn't know a Turlock was somewhere you could stuff a turkey... now you know! The quiz is nearing the end now. It's time for a story. "Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse..."... clicking that screen was a horrible fucking idea. So on my next go, I am actually more patient. Not even a mouse... what a computer mouse?... yes actually. Chris doesn't like computer mice. And you know what I don't like? Not remembering the fucking Reindeer. Crasher isn't one of Santa's Reindeer. Just remember that. One of the alternates to question 3 now is a death star looking thing surrounded by goopy eyeballs. I guess the death star is made of tin from... fucking tin land... which I guess is why the answer here is Tinsel. And a blind Reindeer is called... no idea. No literally. So now that I actually know Santa's reindeer. It's time to open my presents! Yes those skips you get are presents you can open for the tree. In this case, I get Street Fighter Strawberry and... wrapped candy! There's 3 more I could've put on the tree. But I didn't have 3 more skips. At the very end, there's just one last task... do I remember? No I don't fucking remember of course. Oh yeah... on the question where you help Chris lick the candy cane? Uh... don't... don't pull your mouse up very high... (ahem)... anyways! If you stand next to a fan, you keep cool at a football match! The more you know! The next time I open my presents, I get some... I don't know... robotic masculine ballerina? Still don't remember the color combination... don't worry I'll get it my next try! Also giblets. Oh and by the way? Venison is deer. And you can't wear tissues... obviously... Back to the presents... I get a Blu-Ray copy of Badly Drawn Dawg. Oh boy my favorite starring... that one dude from that one movie from that one year! HUZZAH! Oh yeah I remember the color combination too. Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow. I knew I very vaguely remembered it.

Getting the correct combination gives me the quizmas fairy tree topper! Nice! BUT... we're not done yet. I still have one more side quest to get. Getting all 5 skip presents. 2 of them are freebies just for answering questions. The other 3 need a little more work to gain. Question 4, finding the dodgy bulb. Not easy to get but one of the light sockets is slightly dented. Did I find it my first try? Yeah I wish. And when I did, now I have to find the skip on question 8. The duck. Which is also timed with a bomb. And I also didn't find that my first try. Fucking dammit now I have to go dent searching again. On my 2nd try I did find it. It's right under the bomb that is exploding-fucking piss buckets. The skip to find on question 14 is pretty easy. The one with all the mistletoes. Just clean them all up until you find the arrow shaped leaf. Plus this question gives no stress thanks to the lack of a bomb. So I open all 5 presents. I get a cat collar, red moon globe, some... nut? And a pull string alien. Some presents will just be a giant X indicating you already got that present. I remember the color combination and get my prize! It's the same thing. But now there's the benefit that I got all 5 presents!

I swear I didn't use a walkthrough. This quiz already increases my IQ from 7 to 5!