Careful! She's fragile!

Mr. Wheel sure gave me a weird one. And a very... disturbing one. This is Golf With Your Grandmother. The game for those who want to play Golf With Your Friends but on a tight budget.

Oh you thought this game had balls? Oh please where's the fun in that? When it says with your grandmother? You are literally shooting your grandmother into the fucking air. And let me tell you this game gets chaotic right off the bat. Just a simple castle in level 1. Just avoid the swinging spike bat of doom. And uh... yeah it's not easy. Especially when you have to move your camera and aim yourself. But your aim doesn't move when you move your camera. Boy that can get confusing. I figured I should get as close to the castle as possible so then I can shoot myself through the window. When I did, I surprisingly got through the next section with the rotating spike bars first try. And into the hole I went! Level 2 though was actually considerably easier. Damn why wasn't this one level 1? The spinning blades look threatening though they weren't that bad. It's really in the 2nd section, those big holes in the ground you have to be careful of. Level 3 was the big hill level. I was worried this would be tough. Thinking grandma would roll down? Though uh... well let's just say she found a position to not roll down. Oh yeah and the next shot was uh... hold your breath because holy fuck had I rolled one more centimeter, yeah I was dead. I don't know how I got fucking lucky there. Unfortunately my luck would end there... well I mean after I beat this level because holy fuck level 4 upped the difficulty to ELEVEN. Spike bars, swinging blades, holes in the wall, oh my! I actually nearly beat it pretty early on. I'm stunned I even got that close. But alas. a hail mary wasn't enough to let me beat it. Oh yeah if you don't make it to the hole within your stroke limit, it's game over. And my luck was never the same again. I thought I nearly had it with a better chance. Especially after a very... VERY clutch shot through a high hole in the final wall. But... I think I got too ballsy. Despite the hole being a mere like 10 feet away... I fucking overshot it... and uh... well Sonic sure was well having a fucking laughing fit. Yeah that... that's what we call in this economy... A CHOKE. All while this fucking crowd is constantly clapping for me like shut the fuck up please! Alas, after enough patience and restarts, I did end up beating the level. All before the 1 hour mark of my stream too! Just barely too!

I gave level 5 like one shot. Surprised I even made it past the 1st wall. Those spike balls and blades are not moving slowly. Alas I shortjump a hole in the next section and watch as poor grandma gets chopped to dust.

Guess you can call that early cremation.