Cars are confusing.

I swear that arrow was touching a Jackbox game. But alas it told me that I must play The Long Drive. If that's what Mr. Wheel says I play then I have no reason to complain

The game starts with me doing anything but driving as I seem to be in my small little home. It's not much but it's cozy. I can pick up a little duster to... I don't know I guess clean the car? Oh yeah I can also just take off the car doors like they're nothing. Ahhh pfff I didn't need them anyway. After I eat my breakfast, I set sail into the outdoors. I get the garage door open and we're going!... uh... maybe not. Think adjusting the handbrake helps. Thing sounds like it's uh... on its last leg but... no matter. It still drives! And boy does it drive. I'm a good driver I swear! Hey the roads were dead empty so not like I was running any risks. Albeit, only not even 3 minutes into my "long" drive and I was already out of gas. Well shit. THANKFULLY however there was a gas station nearby. Maybe the dude there could get me refilled... or he could come charging after me like a crazed fucking maniac who wants to murder me. That's also an option! I spot another car here... uh... just in case. Though sadly seems like this one is empty too. There's a porta-potty here... a very gross ass wooden one but the option is there. So I have to get away from this creepy ass dude. And yes. He does hurt me. If I can get enough distance from him maybe. Though our distance between each other when we're running seems to be the same. So maybe the run plan won't work. Though I think I get him stuck in the corner of my door and the door frame that I can actually explore the gas station. I'll be honest I can't really seem to find anything that I think would help me. And no the other car still won't work. There's a random fridge here with things I can eat and drink. Although I don't think they were very good for me. I don't even know what I am eating and drinking here. There's a bunch of empty beer bottles lying around. I try physically pushing my car which is light as shit by the way closer to the pumps maybe thinking I can do something then. But sadly it seems like the pumps don't actually do anything. What a fucking tease. From there... quite frankly I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I try swapping parts out between cars to see if that'll do anything. Unfortunately it seems like no matter what I did between both cars, nothing worked. It doesn't matter how many parts I swap. Neither car will turn on.

Well this isn't becoming much of a fucking drive at all. At least creepy dude doesn't seem to be bothering me anymore. He's just gone out into the distance. At this point as a last resort, I try taking not my car but the red car and just push it down the road to see if I can find maybe another station that does have something I can use. But even that was useless. I just ran into a crazed rabies filled rabbit who just kills me. Well. What a fun drive right? I have a little time left for a new run. This time I actually take shit with me. Hey I have a trunk I can open. Might as well use it. I think some spare gas cans will actually be beneficial. Oh and a gun too. Albeit there's no bullets in it. And I don't really have time to find bullets because those fucking crazed rabbits have returned! Son of a gun dude I'm not even safe in my own house! Welp I guess I am booking it now. I hope I can make use of what I am bringing with me. Just like last time, I run dry on fuel in like 2 seconds. There's a smaller gas station here this time but sadly the pump here too is also decoratory. But this time I was prepared. Once I found the gas tank door which was... really well hidden... I got to filling! No. You can't refill the gas cans. You get what you get. So now that I refilled... are you kidding me? I refilled my gas! Why isn't my car running? I am about to fucking lose it. I don't know do I need to refill my coolant? Doubt it but you know... fuck it right? Well in the process I managed to just completely empty my coolant instead. Who cares. I didn't need it. Does my gas tank need oil? Maybe that'll do the trick. It didn't. And now I give up. This car won't go. Well folks... they call it the long drive but it wasn't long at all. Maybe V will know how to work cars better than I.

I'm only a visual novel anime girl. Do I look like I've worked a car a day in my life?