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So yeah this is a weird one. This is 420BLAZEIT 2 GAME OF THE YEAR Dank Dreams and Goated Memes #wow/11 Like and Subscribe Poggerz Edition. I think we'll just call it 420BLAZEIT 2. This game truly brings us back to the ye ol' days of 2014.

So our friend Dave here wants us to fight the Illuminati. Oh yes of course makes sense. And our first target here is Mecha Sherk. And boy is his destruction ever so DANK. I get the basic controls down, also known as busting down doors because fuck opening them normally. There's also some weapons I can play with like a shitty pistol and bad guy rifle. And don't try to ask me why there's a fucking Lightning McQueen with a smiling Illuminati symbol chasing after me. But it does pack a punch. A frog grenade will help me wipe out a whole party of attackers. And holy fuck now I am so fucking high on that 420! COLORS EVERYWHERE! I am amazed I survived. But that was just the appetizer. The entree? Sherk. SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME! I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE... OF AN L... ON HER FOREHEAD! Oh and yeah, Sherk came prepared. But his backup was no match for me and my less than subpar Call Of Duty skills! Sherk is love. Sherk is life. Sherk is die. And it was all a fucking dream DAMMIT! But now we have a bigger issue on our hands. Our beloved memes have been bootlegged! Branded bootlegs! After putting on a headset gifted to me, Dave speaks to me through my television set. So I guess it's been 10 years huh? 10 years and I finally get to fight those eyed triangle fuckers again and free the original memes. Locked away in the deeps of the Memeverse. Using the headset will let me teleport into 10 challenging scenarios. First of which? The Space Cake. Each level also has a secret reward checklist where if I complete said tasks, I get a reward! In this case, a goated shitty pistol! It may be shit but it's fucking goated! Guess those dank Illuminati's have a whole fucking arena field in space where they present their space cake. And yeah... it sure is big alright. And tasty! And uh... very... full of that 420. Woah I'm tripping out man! I sure don't think those aliens are thrilled I ate their cake. They want me for dead. Too bad they can't get past the taste of my sick ass katana! And it's time to stop whatever weird ass operation they got going. And boy they were ready for me. Oh and crazy colors again. This was actually the first area I ended up getting ripped in pepperonis.

I was eventually successful taking down those illuminati's. Didn't do any of the secret checklist thingies. I might come back to them later on. For now, it's time for THE TRUTH. Truthland sure is boobie trapped. Good thing I noticed that before I got deadified. In this land, it's nothing but the absolute truth. Everything here is real! Not fiction. ALL SECRETS REVEALED DAMMIT! THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED! Oh and the Illuminati want to makes sure I don't real these so real truths. Like how Area 51 absolutely has aliens in it! This truthland just so happens to have an Alien Storage in it. But I can't seem to access it for now. Guess I'm not an alien. But you know what I can access? Proof that the Earth is flat! I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S A FUCKING PANCAKE! And it's time to hop along the flat planets! After oz-salting a bunch of Illuminati's in an upside down house, it was on to the arcade! I guess I didn't realize I didn't need to necessarily attack the Illuminati guards waiting for me and that I could just sprint to the Quarter Existence 3 arcade machine. And yeah this was definitely the toughest part of the game. Despite my KICK ASS rocket launcher, there was just a shit load of Illuminatis. And another fucking Illuminati McQueen. So I have to try to attack that and the Illuminatis while also dying? And somehow every time, I ended up on the main battle grounds. Bad fucking idea. I need to keep height dammit! But eventually I made it through. And I just had one more thing to do... rate Truthland...

ZERO STARS PLACE SUCKED EVERYONE FUCKING DIES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!