Frozen rage.

Welcome to the Christmas Special 2025 block! This block will be just like the Halloween Block in which every day up until Christmas... eve... eve? I don't know exactly when this block will end. XD! But either way, Mr. Wheel will pick out games for me every week. Of course instead of them being horrifying little pants shitters, they will be fun, merry, and festive games! And what better game to start the block off with than some Fall Guys! Specifically, the Snow Day Stumble mode which features all wintery themed levels! Creative and official!

Jumping into the first match of the night, we got Winter Slime Saloon. It's exactly what it sounds like. I've played and conquered Slime Saloon before. So this should be a cakewalk!... assuming my game doesn't have a fucking panic attack at the start and to which I get thrown off and hit the slime more times than I should. For many stupid reasons. I don't know how or why I qualified. But I did. Yay for me? When we got to Pegwin Persuit though... it got well worse... first of all... my team was getting blown the fuck out because apparently everyone on my team was a fucking 3 year old. Secondly, my mouse decided... you know what? I feel like dying today! Yellow team had 111 points. Red had 142. How many did we have?... 28... Yes... a whopping... TWENTY-EIGHT FUCKING POINTS! Granted yes I couldn't really hold on to a Pegwin myself. Yet also because when I tried, I maybe had it for like... a split second before it was snubbed out of my hands. And yeah... a glitchy mouse didn't help whatsoever. Let's try a new match. Freezy Peak is easy to qualify. At least I don't have to worry about dealing with 3 year olds... because it's not a team game. I scale that mountain and reach the goal line! And then it was on to... snowy scrap... another team game... no matter... This should be easy right? All we have to do is make a big snowball and not have the entire lobby push our and only our snowball so that we can't make it big and that we get eliminated... fuck me. I mean yes I get you're supposed to do that... but how in the fuck does half of blue team sabotage our snowball and they still qualify? Apparently nobody on red team stopped blue team. Nor did anyone from our team stop their ball either... then again... neither did I so... anyways on the next match, we start with Winter Clumsy Caverns. Clumsy is right when I can't even land on a big weak platform and I fall right into the slime. When you do actually do it right, you can slide down a slimy ramp, climb up another ramp, avoiding the rolling slime balls, run across the slime bridge, avoiding the slime spikes, climb up another ramp while avoiding a massive slime log. Thankfully there are safe holes you can jump into. Then it's just one more platforming area leading to 2 circling platforms that go up to one more slime ramp down to the finish line!

Snowball Survival is next. This one is usually hit or miss... but when I play this time... that clock is nowhere near zero and I just... qualify... this had me a little confused. I know I hadn't played this game in a while but I thought it was survive until the clock hit 0. Not just when X amount of people get eliminated. But I'll take it as I move on to fuck it's snowy scrap again. With... 7 people alive in the lobby... no I will say that again... snowy scrap with 7 fucking people... so 1 team gets an extra man... was I part of that team? Absolutely not. Though you could also say with well less people per team, there was well less sabotaging which is why me and my duo partner easily won that. Winter Slimeball Showdown was the final round. No it wasn't. That's a lie. I got disconnected from the server. Again. Oh for fucks sake Fall Guys uses the worst servers in the world. So I guess I won't be playing that final and instead be starting a new round where is starts once more with Winter Clumsy Caverns. I do a lot better this time. Albeit on the part with the rolling slime log, I thought I had more time than I did have and ended up getting knocked off. I got greedy. I did still end up qualifying. Snowy scrap was next... man Fall Guys really loves giving me this round. I must do what it takes to make sure my team can win this round. I must sabotage blue team. Like I said... that's how the game goes. Whatever it takes. Just need to make sure they under no circumstances can grow their snowball. When I get to snowball survival, I think my theory is correct that only X amount of people get eliminated or that timer hits 0 before qualification. This time I can actually play Winter Slimeball Showdown. It's honestly not that bad of a final round. You just avoid the falling slime balls coming toward you. Yes they'll get bigger and faster. But the platform you're on is so big. You can't really fuck it up given how much time you have to prepare... unless you're a dumbass like me and let your pinky touch a slimeball and you die. Fuck. Not the way I wanted to go out. Oh well... nothing I can do about it now other then replay Winter Clumsy Caverns and qual into Tundra Run. Ah yes. A true Fall Guys OG round. A quickie but a goodie!

It's all about scaling the 2 ramps and avoiding the snowballs, walking across the ice bridge and avoiding the swinging spike logs, hopping across the punching gloves, walking up the final ramp without being blown, and being flung into the goal and finishing first! Yeah I still got it! No problem on snowball survival as Winter Gooprope Rodeo is the final. It's like if Jump Showdown and Hex-a-Gone had a baby. Though the hex tiles fall whenever they feel like it. The rotating sticks are made of slime too. So don't touch time. I was pretty good at that until I had a very unfortunate moment where I jumped over the one chasing me but fell into an extra side spinning slime stick and I died. Looking back now, yeah I feel silly for not seeing it way sooner. I was deeply focused on the stick I was currently jumping over. Can I ever get just 1 win here? Back to Winter Clumsy Caverns. Yeah you know how this stage works by now. Doors, slide, platforming, more doors, more slides, ramp with slimeballs, slime spike bridge, ramp with slime log, platforming, final slide to goal. Tundra Run follows. Ooooh the blasters are now shooting fruit? HOW SCARY! I didn't do nearly as good here as I did last time. But I still did enough to qualify! Time to get revenge on Pegwin Pursuit. At least my mouse doesn't go ape shit here so that's good! Once again I couldn't really hang on to a Pegwin. Not like it mattered though. Blue team wasn't getting anything. Though there was a period of time where I actually held on to the Pegwin for a few good seconds! So at least I actually contributed here! Sure we still got crushed by Yellow team. 218 to 87. But it didn't matter. Poor blue team. Shut the fuck out. I mean how? How??? You'd think you'd at least score 1 point. I felt bad for the poor one one sap on blue team who was all alone. Their team must've ditched them. Pitiful. I get my revenge on Winter Slimeball Showdown. Like I said it's really not that bad of a final round given how much time you have to plan where you go. Hell it's probably the easiest final in Fall Guys so far...

...that or the fucking laziest.