Had to blow off some steam
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- May 31
- 3 min read
Well this was good timing given the NBA Finals are coming up. Mr. Wheel gives to me NBA 2K26! Remind me again... why did I get both 2K25 and 2K26? Maybe I'm just becoming obsessed with collecting sports games. I mean I am going to buy Madden 27 when that drops. I haven't even played Madden 26 yet.
Well I already knew who I was going to play. As you know the Pistons were... unfortunately defeated by the Cleveland Cavaliers in 7 in the Eastern semi's. So I was like... yeah we're going to redo game 7.... and also do it my fucking way. Yes yes I adjusted the sliders to essentially make every fucking thing go my way. Hey I bought the fucking game, I can choose what to do with it dammit! I actually didn't realize this game has a fuck ton of sliders holy shit. But... it's game time. I almost thought I made the CPU sliders a little too low? Though Cleveland did finally get a 2 pointer just 2 minutes in. I was still up 8-2 though. And then I proceeded to go on a 19-0 run before Cleveland scored again. Man imagine if this actually happened in game 7? After the 1st quarter, I was up 30-4. Hope we can get this good run going. After all, no lead is safe in the NBA... ah what am I saying? I think I'm good. XD! Cleveland did definitely put up more fight in the 2nd quarter. Hell they even put up a 3 pointer! In total, Cleveland actually scored 13 points in the 2nd. Not bad especially for a 7 minute quarter!... oh yeah I scored 34 points here. XD! I think the 3rd is where I definitely popped off. I was making EVERY three I went for! Cleveland could not stop my three bombs! Shit I made more 3's than 2's because of how easy I made it for me to make 3's. Seriously... was I playing a middle school team? A casual 40-6 run alone. Man I don't know but that almost feels like game 6 of the Magic series holy cow. Damn Cleveland should be embarrassed. But okay yes yes yes. I won by 104 points. And made myself feel a little better. Tobias Harris actually led with 27 points. Damn I gave him the ball a lot. Cunningham only had 7 points. Damn I gave him the ball not a lot. But okay I know what you all want. Time to rip the band-aid off and play an actual game now. I got my practice. What good will that do. NOT GOOD AT ALL! XD! Quickly down 8-0. Good start before Harris finally gets a 3 to put us on the board. Though after that 8-0 run I gave up, at least Cleveland didn't score for the final 2 of the 1st quarter. So that's something. Hell in the 2nd quarter, I had actually been outscoring Cleveland 12-10 to make it a 3 point game!... and then Cleveland went on a 9-3 run... cool.
And then it just went to piss shit in the 2nd half. Oh NOW Cleveland is just making everything. 24-7 run for Cleveland alone in the 3rd. Oh don't worry, I can make that up. I just need to nail every 3 and not give up any 3 too! Nope, first score of the 4th belongs to Cleveland with a 3. Yeah the Cavaliers were definitely running away with it sadly. In 16 total minutes of play, I got my ass busted. 68-35. And to think it was at one point a fucking 3 point game. Maybe I should stick with my easy mode sliders. XD! That or I should get better practice with these NBA games. And... also maybe not do the online modes.
No I don't feel like losing my shit over a virtual basketball. XD!





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