I got beat by a kangaroo...

What if the Halloween Block crossed over into the Christmas Block? You get The Very Organized Thief! A semi-horror game starring you, a thief who robs a house during Christmas time. Your objective is to steal the items on your list while also collecting any additional money and leaving without being caught.

My first run, I have to collect a Mobile Phone, Bracelet, Train Set, Microwave, Christmas Pudding, Digital Camera, Rare Wine, and Goldbar. Away we go! I have a flashlight on me to make seeing things a little easier. I explore around the house. It's a nice, small cozy place. Living room, kitchen, bathroom, little laundry area where I actually find the bracelet. There's some bedrooms and an office. A garage too! I take some presents out in the living room plus the train set. Don't know what value the train set has. Or the candy canes. I find the Christmas Pudding in the fridge and shortly after, a clock goes off. I know this is my warning that time is running out. I scramble to hide. I find a safe and for some reason I try the most random ass code... which doesn't work. Now the safe is blinking and not only that, I hear someone coming home. Shit already? That's not good. I find a closet to hide in. But who knows if it's safe to come out? When I notice someone coming up, I try hiding again. But I guess these people can open closet doors and beat me to death... well it's not even a person I was beat up by... I got beat up by a fucking kangaroo... A FUCKING KANGAROO! Who thought that would ever happen? So... 2nd run is a go. This time I need a Computer Tower, Pudding, Kettle, Stocking, Lawn Mower, Silver Candlestick, Toaster, and Goldbar. Christmas puddding is still in the fridge. Kettle is on the edge of the counter in the kitchen. I do find the lawn mower in the garage as the home owner is coming back... I swear if it's a fucking kangaroo again... but we'll never know because I realize I can escape whenever the fuck I want. I end up getting $880 in loot. But I am a very unorganized thief. This is essentially a bad ending. I can be a better thief than that. So it's time for another run. I forgot to mention, there are some wires you can cut in the laundry room that'll cut power to the house. Making things dark for the home owner and so it's not as easy to spot me. This time I need a pocket watch, microwave, rare wine, bracelet, digital camera, computer tower, DVD player, and goldbar. Microwave is in the kitchen. I assume the rare wine is in the kitchen just because of how many wines are in there. But none of which seem to be rare.

I do find the DVD player under the TV in the living room. I gladly yoink that. Already the clock goes off and I still have a shit load of goodies and money to find. I hate how little time you get. I do find the rare wine in the fridge... of course that's it would be. And I find the bracelet in one of the bedrooms. I am destined to win this. Even if it means I have to deal with an enemy now. This time the home owner is not a kangaroo... thank goodness. Hell you can easily outrun the dude. Guess he doesn't spend free time chasing thieves in his home. I find the digital camera on a bedside table. Leaving me with just a pocket watch, computer tower, and gold bar to collect. It looks like a room has opened that was locked before. Perhaps the home owner unlocked it. Inside this office looking room was the computer tower. Other than that, nothing I was looking for was in here. I'm sure in other runs they might have you pick up the radio or whatever. But in this case, that wasn't what I was looking for here. I also open a drawer with a piece of paper holding the safe code on it. 6773. Inside the safe was a shit load of money and the gold bar. Now all I needed to do was scramble around the house, looking for a tiny ass pocket watch... surely it wouldn't take me long to find... right? I'm just worried the house owner is going to catch and kill m... uh... nevermind? The home owner is seemingly stuck as he's trying to walk but a couple chairs are stopping him so he's just... stuck... huh... how about that? XD! Just walking along 2 chairs indefinitely until the end of time. And assuming dude doesn't randomly turn around, I now have infinite stress free time to find my last item. Little would I know how hard it would be just finding the pocket watch. I do find money along the way and an office key that is now useless because the office is already open. I tear down the whole house. Opening doors and closets looking for this tiny pocket watch to no prevail. I almost wanted to look up a walkthrough... but then I think I'd be called a fucking loser until the end of time for that. And no, I can't put the wires back together once they're cut. So now my only light source is my flashlight... great... at least my guy is still infinitely walking along those 2 chairs in the kitchen.

I think I've looked through every room 10 times now looking for the pocket watch. Carefully looking through the bedrooms, bathroom, living room, kitchen, office, garage, everywhere... I couldn't find it. I did find a nice ring though. But that wasn't on my list of shit to take. Nor the phone that I threw into the wall which then made it disappear... oh fuck the pocket watch wasn't some how out of bounds was it? Maybe I should take the crow bar and threaten the home owner with it until it just tells me where the damn watch is. I almost thought I found it in the living room on one of the shelves. But it was just a stack of money. However I wasn't too far off as just out of the blue... I just... find it... sitting on a blue couch. As if it came to me because it was sick and tired of me looking for it so it found me instead. With the poor home owner still walking in place until the end of time, I was able to escape having collected over 38 grand of cash and prizes in under 20 minutes. Ranking me, master thief! Hell yeah! I shall enjoy my bracelet and microwave until the day I die! And as for the poor home owner?

Legends say he's still walking in place to this very day.