I'm not a good gambler.
- V
- 2 days ago
- 10 min read
For the 2nd random game in the Halloween Special 2025 Block, I played Buckshot Roulette. Not necessarily an extremely scary game. But it's more about the atmosphere and... well the dude you go against was pretty creepy which is why I included this game as part of the block!
I wanted to do Double Or Nothing in this game. But I had to get through the main round first to unlock Double Or Nothing. Still think it's dumb this game has no Steam Cloud. But then again I guess there's not much to save in this game other than the unlocked Double Or Nothing mode. So I jump in and get going with the first round. I point the gun at myself first and it's blank. But then Mr. Dealer shoots my fucking head off. Oh boy it's gonna be a great game. On the next set of bullets I shoot Mr. Dealer... or... try to shoot him. It was a blank. Of course. At least the dealer shot his own head off on his turn. To which I then finished the job and shot him dead. The first round was easy. Second? Not so much. Despite now getting items. In this case me getting 2 of those saws which makes the gun double the damage if the next bullet is live. And you know me I go right for it. I saw off the end, point it at the dealer and it's a fucking blank. And then when the dealer gets the gun, oh of course the next bullet is live. I get 3 more items. Handcuffs and a... liability release form signed by... God? I don't think I was supposed to see that oops. And a magnifying glass which lets me peek at the bullet currently in the chamber. Honestly I don't know what crack I was smoking to use my saw first before my fucking magnifying glass. And of course the bullet was a blank so I wasted the damn saw. I went to shoot the dealer next on a blind guess and it was live. Both of us down to 3 health. Not long though. The dealer uses his magnifying glass and then cuffs me. Shoots me with a live bullet and himself with a blank. I get 2 more items. A beer that lets me eject the current bullet and another pair of cuffs. I go full fuck it YOLO and point the gun at me. To my lack of luck the bullet was live. And the dealer finishes it off as he uses the magnifying glass to see the next bullet is live and shoots me. Great. Thankfully in the main mode there's a continue so when I go back to play again, I don't go back to round 1. Which I do like. Getting back into it, I use the magnifying glass to see the first bullet is live and shoot the dealer. But of course he gets an extra life right back with the cigarette. So me shooting him was pointless. On the next reset I get 2 more cuffs. I feel good that the first bullet was blank so I shot myself and it was live okay fuck me.
The dealer uses the magnifying glass and sees it's a blank so he shoots himself. Then he uses a saw to increase the bullet strength and shoots me. Guess what? It was live. Alright so... fucking emergency mode. I shoot myself next with the last blank and get a saw and magnifying glass. I use a cigarette to get an extra life and then cuff the dealer. I use a magnifying glass to see the bullet is blank so I shoot myself. I then YOLO it and use the saw to shoot the dealer an it was live! And then on a lucky shot I shoot the dealer again reducing its health to 1 to which he increases it back to 3 with 2 cigarettes. And then he uses his damn saw to finish me off. Fuck I was so fucking close! Next round, 1st bullet blank I shot myself with. I use the saw and shoot the dealer. I go straight for the gold by cuffing the dealer and using the saw. Hoping to finish the job. I don't. But with him cuffed I am able to still get his health to 1. The dealer saws the gun and shoots me with a live bullet. Thankfully I still had health to spare. I use my cigarettes to bring my health back to 4 and then use the magnifying glass. The bullet is live and I finish round 2! Hell yeah! To the final round we go. Things get serious here. I get a beer, saw, magnifying glass, and cuffs. I go YOLO and shoot myself. The bullet is blank. I shoot dealer next, live. He shoots himself with the remaining blank. i get another cuffs, magnifying glass, saw, and also a cigarette. I am loaded on items. I use a magnifying glass and see the bullet is live. I cuff the dealer, saw the gun, and pull the trigger. I have all 6 health, he is down to 3. I go right for it and shoot the dealer again and the bullet is live. Dangerous time for the dealer now. Is health is now hidden as he cuffs me and spits out 3 bullets. A blank and 2 lives. He shoots himself with all the remaining blanks. I get 2 more beers and a saw. My 4th would've been another saw but I was maxed on items. The magnifying glass shows my next bullet is blank so I shoot myself. I go for it and saw the gun and shoot the dealer. And... the bullet was live. I win. The cash is mine. All 63 thousand dollars... I don't know how that is calculated. But now I can go double or nothing mode!
So in the main bathroom area, I can now take the pills to activate double or nothing. Once in, I get a beer, cigarette, and inverter which lets me switch the current bullet. So live to blank and blank to live. I shoot myself first and the bullet was live. Good start. The dealer uses his phone which gives him a glimpse of the future. Oooh. And then he shoots himself with a blank bullet. And then I shoot him with a live 1. We're both down to 1 health. And then he fucking shoots me with a live bullet and I start over. Alright so good start! Into the 2nd round I get a phone, magnifying glass, cigarette, and expired medicine which can either give me 2 more lives or lose me 1. So it's a gamble. On a 50:50 shot I shoot the dealer and the bullet is live! To which he shoots himself with the blank one. More items come in including 3 inverters and a magnifying glass. I use a magnifying glass to show the first bullet is blank and I shoot myself. Granted I could've used an inverter to change it to live and shoot the dealer. But you know I never think about that. XD! Dealer uses a saw and a cigarette and blasts my head off. Oh boy. Adrenaline is the next item I get which lets me steal an item from the opponent. In this case, the dealer for me. I use a cigarette to get back a life and go right for it and shoot the dealer... blank. Dealer uses his magnifying glass, phone, cuffs, beer, shoots me, live. And again... live. I'm down to one life. Oh great. I get another adrenaline and go for it on the expired medicine. Thankfully I got the 2 lives out of it. Cool! I go right for it and shoot the dealer with a live bullet! Dealer uses expired medicine and maxes his health to 4. He then uses his phone and 2 beers and then an inverter and steals my phone and wow he is going all out. Finally he shoots me with a live. I use a magnifying glass and the bullet is live to which I shoot the dealer. And then he shoots me. Down to 1 life. I get a cigarette, beer, and magnifying glass. Of course I use the cigarette and use the adrenaline to steal his other cigarette. I need the health. I then use the magnifying glass and see the bullet is live so I shoot the dealers ass. Dealer uses his inverter, cuffs me, and shoots. Boom dead goes me. Down to 2 lives. He uses another inverter and shoots me. And now I'm back down to 1 life.
I am free from the cuffs and get a saw, glass, and adrenaline. I use the glass, bullet is blank. I use the beer for some reason even though I should've used the inverter. I realize that too late. So now I have to YOLO. I use my saw and shoot him and the fucking bullet is blank. Great. And he shoots me with the live bullet and we restart again. Holy fuck this mode is hard. How the fuck did someone allegedly get 35 billion dollars on this game? Here we go again. I het a beer, adrenaline, phone, and cuffs. Dealer uses his cuffs, magnifying glass and then steals my phone. Eh that's fine he can have it. What I wish he couldn't have was then shooting me with a live. But he did. And then he shot me again and in no fucking time it was back to the start. This is getting ridiculous. No wonder I haven't played this in a long ass time. Anyways, I get 2 inverters, a phone, and cuffs. I take a shot to the dealer, it's blank. Dealer uses 2 beers to eject 2 blanks and steals my phone and then shoots me. Well given I know the next 2 bullets are both live, I use my cuffs and take the dealer down. Holy shit I made it past round 1. Thought that wasn't possible. Our items reset and I get a magnifying glass, inverter, and cuffs. It's a 50:50 shot here. I use my magnifying glass and it's live. Sure I could've taken a gamble. But I wasn't feeling good about it. I then cuff the dealer and shoot his head. I then use my inverter since I know the next bullet is blank and knock out the dealer again. Next I get a glass, expired medicine, 2 beers, and a phone. Oooh! 5 items! I use my glass, 1st bullet blank. I use my beer and use my phone which tells me the 2nd shell is live. So of course I shoot the dealer and... uh... it's... blank? But it just said... what? I don't think I know how the phone works. Unless it meant 2nd as in bullet after the current one in the chamber. I thought it meant 2nd as in the one I am shooting now. So my fuck up costs me as the dealer saws off the gun, uses a cigarette, and shoots me. Boy I am so not pissed at all. I get cuffs and a saw on the next set of bullets. I cuff the dealer, saw off the gun, and fucking go for it. Despite there being more blanks. It didn't pay off. But I still shoot him as the next bullet was live so I still take a life from him.
The dealer uses his phone and then a magnifying glass. I am cuffed so it's troubling times for me. Dealer uses his inverter so I know I am boned. 1 more shot and it's back to the bathroom. (sigh). here we go again. I get a phone, expired medicine, cigarette, and adrenaline. It's a loaded chamber for bullets. 4 live, 4 blank. I go right for it and shoot the dealer and it's live! 1 life left for the dealer. He steals my phone and shoots himself with a blank. And then me with a blank. I shoot the dealer and it's live. Round 1 cleared through! I get cuffs, cigarettes, a phone, and saw. 3 lives each for us. I go for it and shoot myself and the bullet is blank. I use my phone which tells me the 5th is blank. Will I remember that? No clue. I cuff the dealer, and shoot myself and... live. Damn I really felt like it would've been blank. I saw off the gun and shoot the dealer and... live! Whew... felt like it was going to be blank. Dealer then cuffs me and uses a cigarette to get a life back. A use of the expired medicine and... he's dead. Okay lol! And then he shoots himself and I win the round! Uh... alrighty! I'll take it! Dealer really fucked himself there. For the first time in forever, I've made it to the 3rd round. I get 2 inverters, cuffs, adrenaline, and a glass. 3 lives each. 2 bullets. Well the first thing I do is cuff the dealer. I use my glass, 1st bullet blank. I use my inverter to make the bullet live and shoot the dealer. And then I shoot him again with the live bullet to bring him down to 1 life. Next set of bullets, I get a cigarette, glass, phone, cuffs, and saw. 3 live, 3 blanks. And it's GGs. I use my glass, the bullet is blank, I use my inverter, turn the bullet live, shoot the dealer, holy shit I win. Never thought that would happen. XD! I finish the round with over 46 thousand dollars. But this is double or nothing. Of course I go. I get to keep my unused items from the previous round. I get a glass, beer, and saw. 4 lives each. 3 live, 3 blank bullets. The glass I use shows the 1st bullet is blank. I cuff the dealer and then debate whether I should shoot myself or use the beer. I just shoot myself. I use the saw... albeit I should've used my adrenaline to steal and use the dealers glass. I just go for it and shoot the dealer. Thankfully the bullet was live and the dealer is down to 2 lives.
Now I use the adrenaline to steal the dealer's glass... he had plenty anyway. Next bullet blank. I eject it with the beer, I saw the gun and shoot the dealer and the bullet was live! Round 1 win! Off to round 2! Items reset. I get a saw, inverter, and phone. 4 lives each again. 3 live bullets and 4 blank. I use my phone as it tells me the 2nd bullet is live. I shoot myself first and the bullet is blank. I then use the saw since clearly this next bullet is live. And that it was! Dealer uses his phone and glass and steals my inverter. Well I'm going to lose a life here. I shoot myself next... live. Oh boy... down to 2 lives for each of us. Dealer shoots himself with a blank and then me with live. And now I am down to 1 life. Shit. I know the last bullet was blank so I shoot myself. New items, I get a phone, glass, and beer. Next chamber, 3 live, 3 blank. I use the phone which tells me the 6th shell is live. I'm sure I'll remember that. I shoot the dealer and the bullet is live. We're both down at 1... shortly. Dealer uses a cigarette and then cuffs me. Well I'm not feeling so good. Dealer uses his phone and shoots himself with the blank. And then me... and I am dead. Yeah I'm done. XD! Well I got through 1 full game of double or nothing. Good enough for me!
Was it close to 35 billion dollars? Uh... no... XD!
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