I might play this again on April Fools Day.

Fuck I'm supposed to make a blog about this game? It's fucking Rock Simulator! ROCK SIMULATOR! A game where I do nothing but look at a rock all day long.

This blog is going to be short as fuck. So uh... yeah it's Rock Simulator... you look at a rock and uh... that's it!... well not it it. For one, your rock levels up as you look at it. And as you do, you get a "stone" currency you can use to buy skins for your rock. And for every 30 levels you get, you get a level for your rock battle pass... a rock... battle pass... yeah it's a video game alright. And of course there are challenges in the game too. Like purchasing 5, 15, and 25 skins. Reaching level 50, 500, and 5000. And... ASCENDING... oooh. That sounds thrilling. That's about it really. I did get a moss and alien skin for my rock to give it life and...

blog over.