I pooed my pants.

We're on a spooky adventure this time! 2 Freddi Fish games left and make it 1 more after I check out Freddi Fish 2: The Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse!

Once Freddi says hello to Mr. Crabby... okay I don't know why this scene was in the game... but anyways, Luther is ready to bring his Codfish Commando Action Figure to school for show and tell! But uh oh that event may be postponed. Seems like a little... supernatural activity has been happening and this ghostly figure has been snatching the guppies toys. Well that's not good. But Freddi is confident that there is more to it as ghosts ain't real. I don't know that figure seemed legit. It was off to solve the mystery. But first... a little art on the chalkboard! Hey I can do art too you know! Okay sorry back to the task at hand. It's a goose chase of the ghost. During of which I pick up some scissors. Those'll be useful. I follow the ghost all the way to the deep bottom of the school where it seems like it... shedded? Oh no sorry it's a bed sheet. Huh... guess Freddi was right. There is no such thing as ghosts. So we're going to trap the not ghost. Only 5 every day items we need... like a helmet and trident! Exploring down the area, I do very quickly find a couple urchins. In what I call the pipe room, contains the cork we need. Though getting it isn't a cake walk. We can remove it from the pipe no problem but then out comes a stream of bubbles. Guess that cork needs to stay for a bit. We can take a wrench though! Outside the school, to the right, and also me skipping important cutscenes, but I guess Casey wanted his glasses. But I guess Luther is up to the task. Going down a little whirlpool sends him flying through an undersea cave. A very tight system. I actually figure out you can determine which way he goes. If you go left as he's bouncing among the moss, you can pick up Casey's glasses in exchange, he gives you a scoped slingshot! To the left of the school, I find the helmet. But picking it up is easier said than done. Thankfully we have the scissors to cut the kelp that's holding it down! Going further down, Eddie the Eel sings his little tune... that's that... and then Captain Schnitzel is up top with his sunken submarine. At least it's full of useful items like an oil can and a steering wheel I can detach with the wrench! Towards the back side of the school, I find another urchin and when I hop across a series of puddles, going to the left reveals the next urchin. Though this one is a big high up.

Freddi tries her best to jump up for it but is just a taaaaaaad short. Though we can use the slingshot to knock it down! To the left of the structure that had the urchin is some... well it's very space invaders feel like. But dammit we're on a mission! We have no time for games! Mr. Triplefin plays his little guitar solo... there's been a lot of songs in this game. There's nothing really useful down there. I go back to where Casey was and squeak past him to find a pipe. Wonder where this goes? Wink wink nudge nudge? But this turtle dude is so intrigued by this worm dude in the pipe. Trying to chase and even eat it goes horribly wrong. Poor dude gets stuck deep in the pipe. Thankfully a few drops of oil helps slip him out of it. Oh fuck he lost his head. No nevermind it just got stuck in his shell. Well good. Crisis averted. Only a few kids traumatized! I can move along and find another urchin and also the trident. Unfortunately the trident isn't very easy to grab. It's too tall and it just bumps the ceiling which is also a slide puzzle. Now... they just happened to call me the queen of slide puzzles back then and I solved that bitch in record time! I can go past the trident area to another that... uh... okay honestly I have no idea why this area is here? I can't go anywhere from this very empty looking area and there's no key items here either. Okay that was pointless? But we head back to the pipe room where the cork is, quickly swipe it and put the pipe in its place. The bubbles can flow safely and securely again! After skipping another vital cutscene, it's on to find the pulley! But uh oh! There's a couple sharks that... want to spook us. Now hang on these sharks seem familiar. Are these the guys who tried to steal the kelp seeds? Fuck these dudes can never stay out of trouble! Going in their direction and I find the oh so convenient pulley emporiu-oh hey look a movie theater! Damn they didn't skimp out on the selection! Sure the movies might be 5 seconds long but damn they're full of adventure! Old, new, sci-fi, comedy, romance, they got them all! I was actually surprised with the amount of movies they had. I mean they just kept going and going and going. Hell they had a spy fox cameo! How nice? Okay okay I'll check out the... hall of fame first! Okay OKAY fine I'm getting the pulley!

So we get the trap set up and holy fuck it is the worlds slowest activating trap. I mean seriously that ghost had PLENTY of time to book it but no it just stood there. Turns out it was the... fucking sharks in the ghost costume. I guess the squidfather wanted a bunch of toys to play with so he had his little shark minions swipe them up from the guppies that is just so SO fucked up. But Luther being the warm hearted fishy that he is, gives up his Codfish Commando toy. Now that's sweet! The guppies get their toys back and the day is saved! So no... the school was never haunted.

And Freddi was still right. There's no such thing as ghosts.