it's not polus. it's polus (((point)))!

so sonic.exe decided not to do a christmas block stream because he believed he was too cool for christmas. so seeing that he is giving his stream up, i got to participate in the christmas block and i ended up being given among us 3d!

i didn't do the vr version. i just played the standard version of among us 3d. still the same game, still the same fun! i was stunned when i actually got into a match. i guess among us 3d still has a pretty good audience. even if it's not nearly as high as the og among us! of course being the christmas block, my matches were on polus point. similar but also not really to the og polus map. i got crewmate my first game. the first task i did was aligning the telescope. sort of similar to how you do it in og among us. but now you have some knobs you turn. one that goes left and right. another that goes up and down until i find my heart book! i head towards the bottom of the map to the specimen room where i lock the centrifuges... if i can perfectly time them of course. and also stay alive in the process. of course there just happened to be some people coming in to snap off my neck. which also resets my task. i swear the timing on this task is weird. but i get it done and head to the lava stabilizer to divert the power... where to? well first i got to reboot the wifi. damn router is busted to hell. anyways, i divert the power to the drop ship and now i just have to wait for the router to reboot. not before a meeting is called of course. i don't know if these guys were bluffing or if this lobby was broken because... or if the players minds are just broken. because at least on my end... only i was dead. no one else. but it looked like others thought it was more than me who was dead? even as a dead ghost, i was very confusion. no one ended up being ejected and it was back to the task at hand. i got the router rebooted and now it was just a matter if the crewmates finish their tasks or if the impostors are voted-annnnd we win. don't know what happened. whoever was the impostor probably disconnected. alright i will take it! i put on a cute little cat plush hat and it's time to start a new match... assuming we know how many of us are in the lobby... but it didn't matter. whoever was hosting that lobby just gave up. and when the host leaves, everyone is rerouted to a new lobby.. damn and i thought i was going to make friends. oh well. i do find a new lobby and... now this host apparently doesn't know how to start the game... wow the primary demographic of this game really is children.

in this game, i am an engineer. i can use the vents. but i use them carefully so i don't get sussed. i find the shooting star on the telescope, get the router rebooting in the east tunnel, scan retina in dropship, and record the temperature in the specimen room. thank goodness all those tasks were very close together. but doing all that was meaningless because the host left again... maybe they were the impostor and got caught and was like... nah fuck this i'm outta here. can i finish a full game this time? i guess meatloaf was a favorite in this lobby. not food... a literal player named meatloaf... so who at innersloth thought adding proximity chat was a good idea? i get impostor here... alright it's time to... i don't know maybe kill one person and then just hide in vents the rest of the game? my partner and i stick together... oh yeah that's a good idea. once it takes us 5 years to find people, our play backfires horribly. i do get a kill but somehow my partner was killed in the process. i'm guessing sircaptain was a vigilante which means they are a neutral killer. which also means... i am incredibly fucked. oh yeah meatloaf is the "honored one" and can go through the door... also known as their hands went through the door. ooooh you are really utilizing your vr well. very well. i ended up being an impostor again... great i love being back to back. i chose to stay split with my partner... trying to team up failed horribly last time. fatemob... i guess puts a tracker on me and then urges me to zip out... uh... okay sure. poor cyan... it makes me remember a lot of these players are... children. and children have parents they have to deal with. and even those who aren't children... are children. also here's a tip... don't ask players if they are vigilante... you will never ever get a yes from that. unfortunately me and my impostor partner couldn't get a double kill off in time. despite me spamming kill on zxfs, they were able to report the body first. so we just blame them until the end of time. and surprisingly it works. see you later buddy! there was 4 of us left. so there was a vigilante left. at least the impostors couldn't be voted out. also known as... us... emergency meetings do nothing. sabotaging doesn't do a whole lot either at this point either than delaying the ability to press the emergency button.

i do my best to stay away from... whoever the vigilante is. and when all is said and done, shadowdragon and i are victorious! did i kill anyone? uh... i mean i did enough to make sure we could ensure victory! funnily enough in the next match, shadow and i get paired as impostors again. once i fuck a little with fatemob, i slice his head clean off and jump into a vent. i am stunned i got away with that... either shadow and i are really good or everyone else was really bad because we got the win again! shadow and sammy... an unstoppable duo! i can't wait to get paired with him ag-... the host left... dammit... and i almost made a friend. i was put in as a host for a new lobby. but nobody was joining it. so i left and went on to seek a new lobby. not before discovering the tv in the lobby has channels you can sift through... each one... a little disturbing. especially the first one... yeah i gotta go. randomly i join a match in progress... you can do that? well that game ended very quickly since the crewmates voted out the impostor. speaking of which... i am an impostor now. cool. i guess i am just no longer being a crewmate. and i am solo this time too. that doesn't make shit more stressful. i guess we still have a vigilante because a body was reported. but i didn't kill anyone. turk does a damn good job of explaining to us what happened and how. saying dude mortal kombated the poor little victim. and yet we're still skipping? even though we seemingly know who the killer was? these kids have a weird strategy. after spending 5 years in a vent, i figure it's time to hop out and actually try to kill someone. that task bar is getting filled quickly. i end up killing tyeashaantoi... who we believe was possibly the vigilante. i actually end up getting away with it nicely. what i don't get away with is being sussed because i was following someone... i mean it wasn't that hard to go a different direction. so yeah i get voted out, the crewmates win, big whoop. i think that's enough impostoring for one day... does it ever feel like when you play this game, you get impostor more than you should? maybe that's just me. maybe whoever plays this next will get 30 crewmate games.

until then... i got to reunite with shadow... we are still unstoppable after all!