Mr. Wheel truly wants nothing else.

I had more fucking odds to not get a Jackbox game and I still got a Jackbox game. I'm not complaining, I like these games. But now I think Mr. Wheel is trying to give me another message. It's like the first half of the Winter Jackpot I get none of the Jackbox games and then in the 2nd half it's just BOOM ALL AT ONCE!

So after taking like 5 years to decide how we're going to play the games, we started with Suspectives. A murder mystery game... huh that sounds familiar. A minimum of 4 players is needed here so it's me, Bobby, Monika, and Baldi. After picking our characters, it's time to go. One of us is assigned the role of the murderer and the rest of us are... not the murderer. We start by answering a series of questions and then it's on to figuring out who dun did the crime. We're given evidence reports to help crack down on who the suspect is. One of us said we lift. Monika is first to interrogate and picks on Bobby. Bobby claims he can't even lift. Not anything. Well that's not entirely true, Bobby can lift SOME things. Not much info from that so we get another evidence piece. 2 of us said we'd stay here on Earth if aliens asked us to join them. I am next to do the interrogating. Not before us getting the option to be ready to solve early if we feel a solid case. But we must be ABSOLUTELY SURE! It's like a one and only chance. I pick on Monika here. But don't get much from the questions I ask her. She might love space but that doesn't prove she is the killer. So it's on to the next piece of evidence. Apparently we are all smooth talkers. But Bobby feels like because I talk so much that I am hiding something. I wasn't but he still asked his questions. Of course the group really felt like I was the most suspicious so far. After 3 rounds, we get a shot to think what we feel is phony evidence. Just left there and has nothing to do with the crime. Going with aliens was real evidence and we got to see that Monika would indeed leave to see the aliens. Leaving her clear... for now... 3 of us said we'd be cool being cremated. But what does Baldi feel about Monika? Well she says she's cool with it. But she doesn't want her ashes scattered... I respect her for that. And then all of us said we'd kiss ourselves. I guess we're all quite attractive... hey I'm putting my smooth talking to good use! XD! Why does Monika feel Bobby is suspicious about that? I guess because Bobby isn't athletic... and that's it? Okay new evidence. None of us shoplifted. And yet I interrogate Baldi McNoseHair. He may not shoplift but he's still criminal. Hey he beats people with his fucking ruler.

I don't know I feel suspicious about Baldi. Especially since he says he gets his supplies from... ahem... "the store". What store? Oh just... "the store". I got my eyes on him as we do one more phony test. Sure enough the smooth talking was also a real piece and that I was cleared on that. Well shoot. We're on our final evidence piece and we still have no idea who it is-the evidence is that their first job was being a paper stickfigure the killer was bobby game over. I had both the best detective work and best instincts and the group agreed to determine me the winner of the game. Even though I guess there really wasn't a "winner" of Suspectives. So with me being the declared winner, Baldi, Monika, and Bobby duke it out in a round of Cookie Haus. Who is the best cookie decorator? The job is simple. Follow the customer's request. Like the Health Inspector! Why the fuck is he the first customer? To hell if I know! Either way, he wants some... awful clown cookies. After a few minutes, the cookies are done. Bobby has a very SpongeyBob cookie, Monika created... who I think is supposed to be Pennywise, and Baldi did a more traditional goofy clown. Despite Pennywise being literally the only awful clown, the group still voted on Baldi's traditional clown. And he already takes a commanding lead! And now Natalie Feratu the vampire wants some spoopy cookies. I do give credit to Baldi again. Simple yet still horrifying. Black figure and glowing eyes? Makes any kid shit their pants. And Chaz... I guess not the pigeon but the dude on the phone wants an ugly cookie. Monika takes the cake... er... cookie here. Despite a hodge-podge of "what the fuck?", the idea was creative enough to get her the most votes there. Oh and now the health inspector comes back. Oh boy how did the gang fuck up the clown cookies? Well now he wants them to be more appealing to nerds. Sure. Do any of the cookies look nerdy? Not really... or not even in the fucking slightest but the group did love Bobby's cookie. But Baldi still came out on top as the best cookie decorator. And gets an invite into the next round for a place into the championship round! He'll join Sammy and Mita in a game of Doominate. Taking every day innocent mundane things and just ruining them to hell. Literal hell.

So in the first round, the group can choose a prompt and then will have another one chosen for them. And they just have to ruin what they're given. When playing it, you very quickly realize that this is essentially Quiplash. No I'm serious. So what is more depressing? Seeing the note from your mom saying you're adopted or telling you to get a job? Sammy agrees she doesn't want to be told she's adopted. Next lovely prompt is a soft plush bunny? Awww how cute. Now how did they fuck it up? Well it's either filled with knives or burnt in a house fire. Ouch. Baldi wouldn't want it to be burned but he agrees that is the more depressing answer. One more prompt. A relaxing spa... either in a hot pool of lava or one that a kid pissed in. Now that's fucking gross and Mita felt the same. Round 2 now involves custom prompts and not ones provided by the game. What does the group feel is their favorite things? And what prompts will they write to ruin the answer? Well Mita loves... love itself. So how does Baldi and Sammy fuck that up? Sammy asks what people hate the most and Baldi asks what do you think about murder? And Mita knows murder is way more fucked up. Next up, Sammy loves sleeping in... not when Mita reminds her it was on a date night. Baldi loves math and needless to say everyone agrees that nobody loves math. Funny how Jim Reaper even mentions math after that question... coincidence? Alright now for round 3, the group goes together and unruins something that was ruined before. Remember the plush bunny burned in a fire? Baldi and Sammy had some good unruins but Sammy's was better mentioning the plush kitty cat survived. Now for the relaxing spa that the kid pissed in. Well Baldi is good at... punishing kids so he knows that the kid responsible gets the boot. Oh and the note from mom saying "You're adopted"? Wasn't a bad thing. Mita just said the mom wants the kid to forever be in the family! Now that is wholesome! And Mita is the full winner after that! Her prize? A little bit of sprayed unicorn shit... ew... okay one more game! Uh... huh... well this is a predicament. I was going to put Sans and Sonic in a game of Hear Say. However you need a microphone to play that. And you know what the name of my channel is?

So we had another idea. Everyone who hadn't been put into the championship game was going to play a round of Legends of Trivia. An RPG kind of feeling Jackbox game. Baldi, Sans, Monika, Bobby, Sammy, and Sonic all join in and select their character. Once ready it was time to battle! After dying miserably to the tutorial monster, the group was actually on the go now. To Guessing Grove they go! After a musical piece, the group very quickly finds out that the questions are not for the fucking faint of heart. Oh yeah Phil Knight. They totally (don't) know him. I mean the group was dying to a fucking bush for crying out loud. What were they supposed to know Cookie Monster had a real name? Not even I knew he had a real name. I thought for so long it was just Cookie Monster! I'm amazed the group got past the bush but they lost too much gold. You can revive yourself but it takes gold from your bank. Not good if you want to fill up the power in your team sword. They can also use gold to purchase a couple essential items such as heals which will help a little. Now very rarely the group would actually get a question they can all confidently answer. Like knowing they can order a Hot-N-Ready pizza from a place that started in Garden City, Michigan. Wow a question that is actually answerable? Is this real life? And then when it gets to facing Greedy Joe, well now it's time for double answer questions. Man the stakes are getting upped! At least they knew both "The Tonight Dough" and "Lights! Caramel! Action" were real ice cream flavors. Funny, I was just going ice cream shopping recently! After getting past him, the group reached a chest. They could open it but they had to list the seven principles of Kwanza LIKE EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS THAT! At least it was easier to get past the Riddle Raven. Especially after seeing that this thing was seen on 13 playing cards. Solving the riddle refueled everyone's health. Okay now it was time for the beeg bad ogre dude. So scary. The only scarier thing is how fucking hard its questions were holy fuck! There were a couple easy ones. But a lot were pure guessing games. And then when the ogre got down to 600 health, it was time for a flurry of facts. You're given a subject and you have to guess which of 2 things it belongs with.

Could the group get 30 hits in 60 seconds?... no... they couldn't. And suddenly the ogre regained health. Hey no fair! Thankfully when they get back to the flurry of facts, it starts right back to how many hits they needed left. So the ogre is defeated and the team loses power in their team sword... okay... this is going to be a long fucking adventure. And I had been streaming now for nearly 2 hours. I think this is a good place to stop. Despite the adventure not being over. We'll have to pick this back up another time. Don't want this stream going on another 5 hours. XD!

I mean it could've. But it would've taken me much longer to write this fucking blog.