MUST EAT WALL!

Oh boy here's a fucking gem of a game. Uh yeah... Drywall Eating Simulator exists. Why does it exist? I don't know. But it does. And I'll be honest... when I played it... it was NOTHING like I expected it to be.

When I get in, I'm not even eating drywall. Not yet. But instead I am being communicated to. By who? To hell if I know. What I do know is that I am in a simulated Earth environment. I have the chance to ask 3 questions. When I ask who I am, all I am told is that... well apparently I'm not in the state of mind to process that question. Also known as... these people have probably no clue who the fuck I am. When I ask what this is, they just repeat that it's a simulation. And that is also answered when I ask what this is. So now that my questions are answered, I can go through the first door standing behind me. I now appear to be in an ordinary looking home. It's got your basic necessities. I assume this is an apartment because of a note I see saying that my rent is increased? Oh bullshit! Something interesting I notice is that I can click the note which makes my screen have a brief white glow. And that the more I click the note, the heavier this static on my screen seems to get. And suddenly, there are many spots on the wall that seem to suddenly have a red glow to them. And eventually I find out that I can actually just bust down these parts of the wall that glow red. Oh yeah I can also eat the chunks too. I guess that's where the "Drywall Eating" comes in to play. On the other side of the wall is this kid with his tent. Talking to him doesn't do much of anything. I guess I'm still a little pissed off. So I must break and eat more drywall. Now I can talk to the kid and fucking dammit he pulls a 6-7 on me. Well this is now the worst fucking game I ever played. I guess this little guy played a little too much "Steal a brainrot" on Fortnite. There's a couple more people I can talk to. Starting with the Dad. I wonder if he's the dad of the 6-7 kid. Also "[debug.log("playerApartmentPermissionBounds has been extended")]"... yes that is an actual thing that he says. I also find out I have a phone I can access with TAB or ESC. The phone has a notes app, StressBuddy app, RETURN app, Exit Game app, along with a flashlight and settings. Anyways, in terms of the little girl I speak with now. She talks about the random people I come across when I barge into their rooms. She also tells me to see what gets my blood pressure raised up to see what walls I start seeing red on.

So I guess when my vision gets all staticky, that resembles my blood pressure going up. Like the lease increase notice. That gets me really pissed off. I bust down and eat more wall and meet with a Girl mom. Is she the mom of the little girl I met earlier or someone else? She's the mom of the little girl. Hence why she is behind me after I speak to the mom. The little girl wants a Pluto Psychosphere console. But the mom doesn't understand why given it has no games. But I guess it has no 2FA. So then the little girl can use her mom's credit card all she wants. Oh that's evil. And now I am starting to think this simulation is deteriorating. Busting down another wall leads me to a room with what looks to be a washer and dryer in... I don't know it looks like a weird caveman's world. And now there's animals? Not like pet animals but... wild nature animals. After being bit by one of them... ouch... I head out to the hallway and find an apartment I can enter owned by little Ms. Hipster here. Seems like she's a fan of AI. A big fan at that. Seems like I don't enjoy her blabbering about her AI life. Why use doors when I can just bust down walls to other apartments? One owned by a Tech bro. Looks like he's a work from home kind of guy. Looks like he's got a laptop running this AI software. It... uh... well it's not as bright as ChatGPT is. But it does love me! And the more it loves me, the more pissed I get, and the more I want to eat drywall. This next apartment is owned by a rocking musician. Plugging in his speakers, already set to 11 seems to piss me off again. Must... bust... WALL! Eventually I meet Ms. Hoarder. And boy does she hoard. Then I meet with Gamer Pink. Everyone's favorite kitty gamer girl! She's got a hell of a nice setup too. She just has a couple neighbors who piss her off. I don't blame her, these dudes also seem to piss me off too. This complex sure is home to some interesting people. I recalled seeing an EXIT door in the complex here. I just need to remember how the hell to get to it. I eventually do and meet back with the young ominous girl. She doesn't want me to mention to... the big guy that we were talking. Apparently they don't have the best connection together and they don't want her out. I make way through the door back to the original starting point. It's me and Mr. Screen again.

Apparently there was cache corruption loading in the level and that data from the last few iterations merged with one another. At least making friends with my neighbors worked. So now I get to ask more questions. Why am I eating drywall? Apparently it's the best way for my anger to be flushed out. According to the previous iterations. That or pissing on the wall... okay yeah I'll take the eating. As for the low poly part of the simulation, apparently it's the 350th time I brought that up. Maybe my other 349 iterations also mentioned that. I guess it's more about the simulation than its aesthetics. One more question. What exactly are we doing here? I guess whatever is going on, it's preparing me for the future. What future? I will never fucking know. I just go through the 2nd door now. And now I'm in a warehouse of sorts. There's a dude here waiting for Black Friday. Might be lie 6 months early but... sure... fuck it. Oh yeah and my supervisor is high on crack too. But he wants me to meet him in his back office. I spend some time chatting with my coworkers. One warns me not to mention the lawsuit. I guess we're being or were being sued by another store for stealing their colors... wow what a fucking lawsuit. But it pissed off the boss so much that he bashed his head against the wall and wanted to eat it. HAH. What stupid idiot would do that? There's a loss prevention guy who won't let me access into the back area. Another coworker I talk to said that the L.P. dude yelled so hard at them that he ended up pissing his pants. The coworker. No the L.P. dude. Still gross. Then again, you don't steal shit and you don't get yelled at. Another coworker I chat with seems like she wants nothing to do with this business. She's frustrated at both the boss wanting her to be friendly and yet she's frustrated that the customers have no clue what they want. So the consensus? They all want a new job. So I meet with crack head boss. He's concerned about my performance. I think he should be concerned about everyone. He wants his threats to be motivation for me to do better. So what shall I be doing today? Well I need to clean the bathrooms, help the guests, and take inventory in the backroom. Sounds easy enough!

I'll start with the bathroom... okay nevermind I guess I won't. I guess it was "too vulgar to show" and that I will be skipping that task. There was an email on the bottom of the pop-up. "contact@peripheralplaybox.com" By the time I am writing this blog, 9 PM on February 5th, 2026, I have not gotten a response yet. Maybe I will someday and I will be sure to let you know if I do. So I guess now I just have to help customers. This one dude needs a thing to fix his toilet. Another customer wants that thing over there. No really these customers are saying that. No wonder that one coworker was so pissed about the customers vagueness. Thankfully, needed items are indicated by their glow. So I give that to the customer. And a plunger for the dude who needed their toilet fixed. But I guess I was too late there. The dude already found what they were looking for. Mad Karen is pissed about her cart being stolen. Like... sorry? But it's not my job to keep an eye on it. She needs a green power drill. Like... no how about you fucking find it? After busting down a couple random ass walls, little ol' granny here... I guess I am the 3rd person she's talked to. She's looking for paint. Her app said it's here but she can't find it. One employee she talked to just disappeared in the back, and the 2nd, she can't remember where they are. There are also a couple other customers here I can talk to but don't need anything. Like this one dude who suggests we put a restaurant here. And another who drove across town because they were banned from the other store. I think I can see why. No you can't take a shit in a display toilet. That is wrong and gross. So I give the paint to granny... apparently she was already given it before I gave it to her. And Karen is pissed I took too long to give her her drill. There's one more customer who can't find milk... milk.. in a department warehouse... I mean I find... something for him. But whatever it is, sure as hell doesn't look like milk. So now it's time to do inventory in the back... as fucking lazily as I can do so. Despite my... "efforts"... the loss prevention dude ain't happy. And needs me to count the inventory again. And again... and again... and... oh... suddenly I can escape the inventory room and speak with crack head boss again.

Long story short, I'm fired. Pfff... fine. I didn't enjoy working here anyway. So I meet back with Mr. Screen. More questions to ask. Are the other people in levels like me? Some are, and some are computer programs. And depending on how I do will depend if I become one too. As for the bathroom task... well I guess they're as dumbfounded as I. So much so that either they thought I completed the bathroom task normally or didn't even know I had a bathroom task. I didn't even have a chance to ask my final question. Whatever. I could've stopped my stream here. But I decided to head on through the 3rd door. Now I'm in a Psychocorp company building. I can use an AI terminal to sign in... I don't think the AI knows how to sign me in. I don't even think it knows what company this is. Is this even a real AI? Either way, it's pissing me off. And now I need to destroy walls. I don't think this company knows how to use AI. This one dude says they installed AI for the elevators... and yet the elevators aren't working. I guess I just have to use ye' ol' stairs. Boring. For now I can't get past the 2nd floor. There's a dude blocking the way to the rest of the stairs. But it seems like, based on my conversations with my coworkers here that this company heavily revolves around AI. And some of which sound like people who aren't really people but are trying to be people. So I have a chit-chat with my manager. He wants me to make the report from our last quarter profits. Along with any scandals or issues that could impact the next quarter's profits. Oh yeah. Mentioning the company name is incredibly important too. So I have to write the presentation, find the name of the company, know what we do here, know our profits, and find any issues of the company. Finding the name is easy enough. Psychocorp. They have a big fucking sign in their first floor lobby area. Oh yeah I can access the higher floors now. After I infiltrate a private company party, there's this one dude I speak with who seems to be pissed that I get to write the report and he does... at least I am assuming that is what he is pissed off about. How does he know about me bashing down walls and eating them though?... weird... investigating the 4th floor, I meet with a very tired boss who needs a coffee. Sounds easy enough.

Oh yeah, there's this... ahem... "Nepo Baby" here. I guess her mom is the CFO here. This Nepo doesn't seem to do much of anything other than just chill. At the very top of this building here is the roof access. But that door seems to be locked. So I head back down and grab the coffee for the tired boss. But he doesn't seem to like that. No no no. He doesn't like how the lighting of the room the coffee came from affects the taste... would've wish I was told that before. During my journey to grab this... "low light coffee", I am able to infiltrate myself to this conference room. More talk about the AI they use. Apparently it's only purpose is to make the company money. Shocking. Eventually, after getting enough pissed off and enough wall breaking, I am able to find myself into the server room. It wasn't easily accessible. All immediate doors to it were locked. One of the coworkers here in the server room mentions how these AI machines use up a shit load of water. Which I guess I hear actually more often than you think. Gotta keep these big hunks of metal cool somehow right? One of the other guys here says I can enjoy myself to some coffee... but I don't know if it's the static on my screen but I can't find any coffee here to save my life. Okay well I was a little impatient. I just had to bust down another wall to access... the break room of the server room... sure. So I get my guy his coffee-son of a bitch he doesn't like this one either??? And now we wants me to just go home and brew a coffee for him there? Man what a picky fuck. I don't really know where to go from here though. I do eventually find one of those laptops though in the server room that runs one of those AIs. And... uh... oh boy does it ever share me some gossip. Apparently profits are down to hell because all the resources are being poured into a barely functional AI. You don't fucking say? And that the AI investment is a money laundering scheme. How is this business not fucking shutdown yet? The AI sends me to talk to the employee working from home. Looking back now, I remember talking to them in the apartment complex. But at the time I had no idea where to find them. I forgor. Apparently though what the AI told me about the profits didn't count? I still need to find out our profits and find issues about the company.

i really should've stopped after the 2nd simulated world. I get more pissed off and I bust down more walls. But I can't seem to really find anything new. I do eventually come across a glowing book. But it's far out of my reach. I can't seem to find a way to actually obtain it for now. I end up using the RETURN app on my phone to get back to the door selection. I can indeed make coffee from home. I guess the nice thing is when I leave a world, all my broken walls save. So I don't need to rebust down anything when I return to one of said worlds. So I have my coffee from home. Will the tired boss enjoy this one? Well I'll never fucking know. I guess they left. Yeah I think I'm done. That's too much alien simulations for me. I tell you... this was not what I expected in this game. I thought I was just going to sit here and eat some drywall. Instead I'm going through a whole experience on what it's like to pretend to be human.

I tell you, Aliens study us for so long and they still have no fucking clue how we work.