Nice optimized game.

Oh cool. We're back on the horror block. And I get to be the one to experience such horrors this time. Yay? This time it was just a little spoopy game. Just a small one called Silent Hill f. Did I say small?

Oh but it's not so bad. It starts innocently with a young girl just playing with her doll! Not so bad! Looks like this might have been a flashback from our main protagonist, Hinako. As then we cut to modern day her and her sister Junko. Hinako gives Junko a little bell as a-holy fuck this cutscene is laggy. Either our desktop gaming computer is blowing up or this game is somehow way too damn powerful for it. So anyways, poor Hinako's family is... well... her father is some angry pissed off drunk and her mother is a sad submissive observer. No wonder Hinako just wants out ASAP. Something interesting I spot is in Hinako's journal, when she writes about Junko, it mentions "She's always been there for me, ever since the day I was born, until... Until she left to get married". That scene where it showed Hinako and Junko together. Was that before? Or maybe even... was Hinako... imagining it? Well damn this game has me curious. Hinako figures there's someone at the Chizuruya General Store. Maybe not someone in an abandoned vehicle. But we do run into Sakuko. A very... I don't know... smug ass? At least Shu seems like a kinder friend and holy fuck this cutscene is going at like 4 FPS. No I am not fucking with you. I don't know why but it's like all these cutscenes are using all processing power from this computer. Oh yeah and in come Rinko. Looks like another friend in the group. And then Sakuko meets up... probably to be more smug ass. As she and Rinko bitch with each other, Hinako... observes something... a little out of the ordinary. Fog... yep... uh... fog... very... ominous fog. Oh yeah and then Sakuko dies. I hope you don't have Trypophobia. Yeah. It's time to book it. Or... Hinako casually jogging. While a fucking forest of death plants chases here. Yeah you better believe I don't escape my first time. I ran into a dead end and met my demise. I do manage to escape my 2nd try though. Thanks to a very conveniently placed ladder. So a little earlier, Shu gave Hinako something. Looks like they were painkillers. Useful given they restore health. Seems like things have quieted down. Just got to get back go to the store... assuming I... know how to find it... that or weird horrifying human...ish looking creatures who don't look at all friendly and are chasing me okay yeah time to fucking run. Again.

Thankfully the enemies are not... extremely fast. Plus a dodge control makes it decent to avoid it. Still good to get out of the fucking way though. Oh yeah and I find a doctor's note. A doctor who claims... "Don't take medicine. Instead, praying will make you feel better!" lol okay yeah sure whatever you say buddy. Now then... where in the fuck am I going? I know I'm still trying to avoid this fucking slow ass enemy. How do I get to the store? I'M GOING IN FUCKING CIRCLES! Eventually, I realize there's a ledge I can climb up on. Holy fucking progress. There's a... what seems to be abandoned house I can enter. It's not a... total wreck. Only a moderate wreck. With a creepy ass mask in one of the upper rooms with a very bloodied key... so... so fun. Oh and no I am not free from the slow ass enemies. They found me here. Well okay... one found me here. I do finally escape and find a place to save. YEAH I THINK I AM GOOD HERE! XD! You know?

Stop with having only moderately shit my pants.