Now she's really with me.

I am actively slamming my fucking head against the damn wall trying to figure out why the hell this is happening. Mr. Wheel is still broken and now... I have a real Mita living with me? Like... REAL real! And because Mr. Wheel is still broke, that means I have to play more MiSide. HU-FUCKING-ZZAH!

Apparently, according to Mita. Real Mita, when I launched the game, it had awoken something. Because that makes sense. And now she's here. I don't know why. She claims she won't hurt me. But if we don't speak again tomorrow... er... probably Wednesday because Monday is Miicord Crew night... then I am probably dead. So because I have to wait for Real Mita to fix Mr. Wheel, I am right back to MiSide. Last where I left off, my world became a visual novel. I guess we have to remember, our dude is from the real world. Of course he's self-aware. And definitely having a panic attack thinking "oh shit I am 2D now." Despite our guy's efforts to switch dimensions, he just can't get there and has to accept his fate for now. Oh and his ring is gone. That's cool. That's when we meet the Mita of this world. 2D Mita. And boy she is definitely a badass here. And not a very friendly one. She's definitely the jealous type. So maybe these 2 know each other? And it's not going to be easy to get the ring back from her. She offers to return it, but I have to beat her at Tic-Tac-Toe to get it. And if there's one thing Real Mita and I know, it's impossible as shit to win Tic-Tac-Toe. It's also impossible as shit to lose Tic-Tac-Toe. 2D Mita scolds me for being so attached to the ring. And laughs it off when I say it's magic. But regardless, it's game time. And because she's nice, she lets me go first. You know the golden rule of Tic-Tac-Toe, start in the damn middle. To my surprise I was going to win. Until someone banged on the damn door. Now who could that be? Can't you see I was going to WIN Tic-Tac-Toe??? Well to no ones surprise, yeah it's Crazy Mita. She found us. Oh in 3D too because yeah she can do that. Oh yeah 4th wall breaks too. Literally grabbing the text box and crushing it in her very hand. But before Crazy could do anything, I grab 2D Mita and we FUCKING BOOK IT! Thankfully it seems like she loses sight of us. And 2D gives me the ring back. Though shortly after and 2D leaving, suddenly I am brought right back to the living room with 2D... and now I am back in the 3D world? This is getting wilder and wilder. And now the Mita I am with seems to be your nerdy cute gamer girl looking Mita. There really are a gazillion Mita's out there. And remember, THERE IS ONE RIGHT NEXT TO ME AS I AM WRITING THIS VERY BLOG!

ahem... right... so Nerd Mita's game I guess just closed out on its own. Surely it has auto-save right? Anyways, this Mita is not named Mita. It's... Mila. With an L. L for... Linguistics. And if you're wondering, no, I can't leave from this version either. The front door... I don't know it's like some weird ass corrupted crazy mirrors. One thing Mila mentions... which... I think is really deep... she said she once saw a bunch of Mita's... T-Posing... like something she wasn't supposed to see. A bunch of true dead Mita's just... there... existing... no life in them... makes me shudder. Anyways exploring her place, Mila enjoys reading because she knows the internet is full of shit. She ain't wrong there. Oh and that katana of hers? Well... at least she claims it's real so... taking her word for it. Her bathroom mirror has no reflection. Guess they all can't be winners. Checking out her kitchen, HELL NO I AM OUT OF THERE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? So Mila just has a pet glitch living in her kitchen. When I interact with it, I am transported to a minigame. First one, yes... FIRST one, guide a laser to the other... thingy. When I am back, Mila is gone. Oh cool. But thankfully she's okay. I just caught her showering. I mean... can you blame a guy? I just wanted to check that she was okay! Next glitch is in the bathroom. Which I checked after Mila left it. This one was a bit more confusing at first until I realized I had to get the ball inside the next circle and then press on the peg. Now I find Mila chilling under the table. She better watch herself. Next glitch is in the living room. This is a simple one. Sort all the shapes revolving around the main ones. And then Mila shows off her katana skills. Well... at least is playful about it. Final glitch is in Mila's room. It's a game of space invaders. Very legally distinct space invaders. But the idea is there. Blast the enemies and take cover when needed. And now Mila is... doing her definition of push-ups. Alright anyways, I need to go. Opening the front door now gives me access to the passage I saw before with 2D. Oh yeah, seems like Mila has a... grudge on Crazy given how much Mila suddenly breaks down. As much as Mila wants me to stay, I have to ggggggg... why am I running? Why do I hear chainsaws? Oh yeah maybe it's because...

CRAZY MITA HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST HER FUCKING MARBLES SHE MURDERED MILA AND NOW WANTS MY DAMN BLOOD I NEED TO FUCKING BOOK IT! So much that I have zero time to think. And it's a problem when it comes to a point where I need to turn. Didn't realize I was supposed to go in the direction of the lamp that was on. I know that for next time until the path breaks and I am free from her... for 2 seconds. I mean holy fuck she is psycho. Now I have to play her games? Okay to be fair they're not really that hard. First game, move to the lever but only while the music is playing. Wow so hard. 2nd game, be out of her sight when she is looking. Again, cakewalk. 3rd game, FUCKING SURVIVE! But alas I miraculously survive despite falling 300 miles into this vent system thing. No I'm not alone while would I be? But I find myself... back in the damn house this is getting ridiculous. I am in one of the earliest versions now. V0.5. Yep Crazy is here. How is she finding me? The Mita that is here? Uh... I'm sure a little makeup won't hurt anything... ehehe... Oh yeah the front door only floats into the void now. Cool cool. In uh... Ugly Mita's bedroom, there are some... things... beyond cursed just chilling on her bathroom door. Yeah they hurt if you touch them. Seems like I black out for a second and suddenly I am in the kitchen with Ugly's face plastered to me. Fucking... creepy. So she lost her teddy bear and wants me to find it. Logically it's in her bedroom right? Well I checked and I couldn't seem to find it. In fact I really couldn't find it no matter how hard I checked. Eventually I do find it. It was in the corner of her bedroom next to her wardrobe. Fucker really was hidden! I guess Ugly is convinced that she is beautiful. I mean like I said... nothing a little makeup won't fix. Crazy has definitely manipulated this poor girl. And now Ugly herself has fucking lost it. She is chasing after me with her knife, I need to book... uh... okay she's walking at a snail's pace I think I'll be fine. Heading to her bedroom where she suddenly teleports in front of me there. Though those cursed fuckers are away from her door. After enough running around I am able to go through the bathroom door which leads me to Good Mita. Seems like we've finally hit the core.

Good Mita theorizes that Crazy is the way she is because she just wants a player to accept her. But nobody seems to want to which is why she turns them to cartridges. The fact I myself am not one yet... well I don't mean to brag but I think I am just better than the other players! Apparently the ring is the reason why my path to the core was so long. Damn if only the portal system worked. Anyways as for the core, because I'm a player, a real person, I don't need special permissions to access it. Unlike the Mita's. And sure enough I can enter. There's several screens here with names of players. Whether they're real players or not... I'm not sure. The main system here, I can get into it but I need to log in through... selecting 3 of 14 dots. According to ChatGPT, I could brute force it. I have a 1 in 364 shot of getting it right. And if it takes me about an average of... say... 10 seconds, if it went to the end, it would only take me an hour. Of course, I just want to know the correct combination. Oh yeah I'm being watched too. Creepy. After a while of looking around, I do eventually find the code combo. Right in front of the small old TV looking screen. So I have to restart a character. 00.98 is Crazy's version number. Assuming Good is referring to Crazy. As for the index, Good has no damn clue. Cool. So Good just wants to give up and pretend everything is fi-WE GOT THIS FUCKING FAR WE ARE NOT GIVING UP! Perhaps we can just snap Crazy's neck. Who cares how risky it is? As for the smol Mita's? Good explains they're chibi's and that every Mita has them. And can summon them at will. Though Good's chibi's... I mean one is having the time of her life... As for looking for the index. It might be impossible as fuck but not down right impossible. So I take a rest while Good does her thing. Though... it's been a while and she hasn't returned as I realize I am in version 1.9 now. The latest version of the game. I swear if Crazy even dare touched Good...

Maybe we will look into that neck snapping thing.