The narrator is out to get me.

I don't feel good. I think I have a FEVER... meme... yes... that is the next game I am playing in The Winter Jackpot. Fever Meme. Oh I'm in for a treat here.

Looks like my friend Salvador is here to help me understand the ropes of the game. Well... as much as he can before he explodes and turns into a portal. Thanks for the help buddy! Now it's on to the game itself in level 1. Lava pit or safe pathway? Well obviously it's the safe path-it's a troll game what should I have expected? Level 2, oh just jump across the platforms? Easy they say? No of course not it's a fucking troll game remember? It takes me a moment to understand level 3. I should've known I am supposed to seek safety before the wall of spikes fucking impales me. Just be aware of the lava pit on the 3rd section of the level. I sure wasn't. Level 4... oops... narrator forgor to turn low... VERY low gravity off. Level 5... I made this level harder than it needed to be. It's not that hard. Just avoid the damn saw blades. Easy. And now I have to some how get past 30 FUCKING MILLION OF THEM FLYING ALL OVER THE DAMN PL-oh... the portal has come to me. Well that was nice! Level 6, an easy jump over la... oh... it would appear someone found me and is now communicating with me. And tells me... a bunch of fucking nothing okay onward then. Oh and haha nice try game. All the fake notification sounds and shit. Though I guess the joke is on me for calling that out because... well something stabs me in the back as I am... well... calling out the fake noises. So now I just book it and make it to level 7. Another level I made seem harder than it needed to be. Too bad the game never gave me a chance to prove myself. It gets very impatient quickly trying to wait for me to jump across platforms going up and down above hot molten lava. In the next section here... I need to... well... lawn mower this big platform here and then zip at the fucking speed of light to make it to the end platform that rises to the portal to level 8. Be wary of spiders. I found if you hug the wall, you can avoid that 8 legged fucker. Level 9 introduces a new mechanic. You know how in Undertale? You have to stay still at the blue bones and move through the orange ones? Similar concept here. Though they're moving walls. Not bones. Did I get through it the first time? No. I didn't. And then it got mentally tricky trying to figure out a blue and orange wall moving together in the same area.

There's also another white wall. This one you have to jump through to survive. No you can't jump through the orange walls. That kills you. Level 10. Avoid scary blasts coming your way. The first section is easy. Until you get to the 2nd section. That blaster is about 10 million times faster than the 1st one. Though just like the spider, I found if you hug the wall, you're safe. Until you get to the 3rd section. It took me a few tries but if you stay between 2 blast lines and... maybe also move just a little to the left as you move through but not enough to touch the other line of blasts, you'll be good. Assuming you were on the right side like I was. Did that make sense? I sure hope it did. And the final blaster takes so damn long to charge up that you can just make it to the portal stress free. Level 11 took me a minute to figure out. The portal is there but you can't get to it because if you cross the line, the portal moves. And you can't avoid the line in any way. So how the fuck do I make it to the portal? I actually found out you have to cross the line in the room that the portal will be in next. So for example the portal was in room 4 but I crossed over the room 1 line and then the portal was in reach. Clever. Level 12, ah it's survey time. Yes the previous trap door was too obvious. The game tried to be sneaky Pete for every time I typed YES. Because I was pressing S, I was walking backwards. But I knew there was a pit of spikes behind me. So I always made sure to walk back forward. Eventually I just didn't give 2 shits about the survey anymore before I started spamming NO to move onward. Level 13. Spider's back. Note of advice, make sure you jump as the spider rushes at you. Oh yeah this one tried to pull a double spider on me but that didn't fool me. Level 14, we're working with wind tunnels here. Going up in the top section, I have to make it to the safe sections before the wind tunnel picks me up into the spikes. So I make it to the 2nd safe section... why is the spider across from me? Oh great I have to avoid that too? Turns out if you make it all the way to the end of that 2nd safe area, the spider can't hurt you. From there it's a ride to the end. Level 15, OMG IT'S MICKEY MOU... oh... sorry... Steamboat Willie. It is public domain now after all. It almost kind of reminded me of the red light green light girl doll in Squid Game.

Near the end of the area, Willie shoots out laser eyes at me and it takes me a minute to figure out how the fuck I avoid those deadly blasts. I guess when you hear the horn, you're supposed to stop. And then you can reach the portal to level 16. The portal is right behind me. Easy. Level 17. Not Simon Says, it's Spider Says. Push the red button? Easy. Push the "red" button? Piece of cake. Jump in the spike pit? Oh wait fuck it didn't say Spider Says. Now that I AVOID the spike pit, I go through the portal to level 18. Is it just me or do the graphics feel upgraded here? There's a nice little random ass plant here. Doesn't really distract... oh... I was supposed to know how many leaves were on it. Well thankfully I can check back. So I count the leaves and head back to the question... nevermind I have fallen into a pit of spikes. I guess I couldn't go back. So now I know what I am looking for. And it would appear that the plant has gotten less leaves. That helps. And yet I still somehow got the damn question wrong. Next time, there are no leaves at all. That really helps! And now I have to guess the color of the pot! FUCK! And now... okay what the fuck detail am I supposed to take here? It's a full on nature scene! Albeit, there is no quiz question this time. I just studied a whole habitat for NOTHING! Good. I love this. Level 19. It's basically the spider corridor. But now with a big ass semitruck! The method to beat it is the same though. Hug the fucking wall. Level 20. Oh good. A maze. I love these things. Though I must be going the right way. I can hear the portal! Although... it's guarded by a blue wall. A wall... I can't move through... is there another way I can go? I can't seem to find one. Though the game does give me help and give me x-ray vision. Only issue? It's x-ray vision. It lets me see through the walls. Not go through them. Which actually makes this maze. A SHIT LOAD HARDER HUZZAH! Until the narrator just gives up and puts me right to the end. Level 21! Oh yeah I told the game I am a content creator and the narrator let me put on an ad break. Only issue. I don't run ads. So it's a time filler. XD! Now for the actual level and holy shit everything is inverted. The colors and the controls. There's actually something kind of sad in this level.

Whether this is real or not, seems like the narrator did put a shout-out in this level to someone who he thought he mattered to but since removed the shoutout. Not sure what the narrator, or aimbok went through. But if this is actually serious, I wish them nothing but the best and hope they can find happiness again. As for the level itself, it's not too bad dealing with the inverted controls. Hell the game tries to tell me OH JUST FLIP YOUR MOUSE like... no bruh... I am a man. I can get through this the way it was intended! Of course just at the last second, all the inverts go bye bye. So better be prepared for that. Making it to level 22, no don't be stupid and jump into the lava like I did.. is my game getting laggier? Wow it is. Despite that, I actually make it across the final lava pit first try because I AM HIM! Level 23, some saws to get past and platforms to jump over and oooh I get to pick my favorite color! And now my least favorite color! And now my eyes are on fucking fire! Thankfully, Mr. Narrator's eyes also seem to be hurting and mercifully just puts me to the next... level? Section? It's a long ass corridor. So long that I end up going back. I'm glad I did. I didn't go very far down before realizing the wall behind me was fake which actually had the portal on the other side to level twenty-whateverthefuck. This is the last level of the night I check out. I have to avoid the DANGER block while jumping across the platforms. Every 2nd of 4 I jump across is an obstacle. Whether that is a blue wall, orange wall, white wall, or spider. I don't do well at first. Despite knowing one of the holes here is one I can jump down, I am DESTINED to get to 100! I do eventually start to get a good run going. It helps if I stay on the outer edge of the ring. I am inching closer to 100! 60, 70, 80! AH I AM SO CLO-... i died... i am in a glass case of emotion. Despite my better consistency, just one slip and it's back to 0. It's not that hard either. I am just being stupid. One of my runs, I make it to 86 before dying. I want to punch a wall. But I push on. Alas I eventually do reach 100 and get the "That Was Pointless" achievement. But fuck was it ever worth it. Before I die just a couple jumps later. But I got what I came here for, I can rest easy.

All that and my fever still hasn't gone away.