The past is far behind us. The future doesn't exist.

Well after a whole week of doing... nothing... we're back with more new games! And what better way to celebrate than with even fucking more Jackbox! Well damn I thought Mr. Wheel was going to save some of these until the end!

You know the drill. It's an 8 player competition starring me, Mita, and the Miicord crew! Mita, Sonic, and Baldi are first on the stage in a battle of shirts. Tee K.O. 2! Oh yeah it's on a survivor looking island too... for some reason... the first task for the 3 players is to draw up 3 shirts. Shouldn't take long... took them like 9 minutes but okay. Writing slogans shouldn't be any much longer... still 3 minutes but like I said... not much longer. Now the players get a handful of shirts and slogans to choose from and it's up to them to make the best combination. And after that, it was time to put the shirts to duel! Despite going against the "I am god!" featuring hell T-Shirt, that was technically Baldi's shirt because he chose that combination. Got to remember it's the players using each others designs. I guess they just went against it because they didn't want to give Sonic any pride but they did anyway. But now that they knew what shirt not to pick, they picked Mita's very math filled tank. In round 2, players make 1 more drawing. They can choose to make a new one or modify an already existing one. And then 4 more slogans. And it's time to duke it out again. I see Baldi went with a little... beta reference! And won in both rounds that shirt went up in! For the final round, it's just a fight to the death matchup between both round winners. Both very... Baldi inspired. But the elephant hit takes the cake and sends Baldi to the championship round! Next, it was Bobby, Sans, and Sammy in a game of TIME! Timejinx is a simple yet pretty fun game. You're given a prompt, a time frame, and you have to guess the year in which that happened. Do the 3 know when the Rubik's Cube was invented? It was 1974 and Sans was closest with his 1969 guess. Hey... being funny works sometimes! It looks like this game has a golf inspired score system. The lower your score, the better. No the internet didn't come out in the 70s as much as the group thought. Oh and apparently Dave Matthews' tour bus dropping 800 pounds of shit was a thing that happened in 2004. Sammy and Sans closest there. 2 years off in both directions. Sammy guessing 2002 and Sans guessing 2006. Okay time for something different. Time hop the name of the game now.

You have to act as a figure from a certain decade. In this case, the 2000s. Knowing what happened during the VMAs in that period. Sammy and Sans knew that Britney kissed Madonna. Next up, knowing how much a Happy Meal costed in the 70s. Spoiler alert, it was $1.10. This time it was like the opposite. Instead of Bobby being the only one wrong, he was the only one right. Same with singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the 90s. Based on how the contestants did determines how much is taken off their score. Sans had the lead with 16 points after round 1. On to round 2. Why would Furbies be banned from the NSA and Pentagon? Hell if I know. But Sammy absolutely nailed it with her 1999 answer. And then the group was way the fuck off trying to guess when Uruguay won their first FIFA World Cup. Oh and then apparently Burger King of Singapore had a... questionable commercial. Sans the closest with 2007. Countries do some wild shit sometimes. Alright. Mixing it up again now with Time loop. The gang will get a couple prompts BUT... they get to answer the questions twice. They can choose to keep their original answer or mix it up if they want. Still multiple choice just like Time hop. This time with numbers. Like guessing how many times the word "Creep" is mentioned in the song Radiohead. And how many times Princess Peach has been kidnapped. As for the creep, Sans had it right the first time but then changed his answer. Neither Bobby nor Sammy had the answer right at all. And for Peach, Sammy and Sans kept their answer and was right and Bobby was not right at all. Poor Bobby. Sans still leads the game with 37 points. Round 3... uh oh... we have an impostor on the loose. AMONG US! XD! The gang has to guess which Charles Darwin is the real one. The one mentioning the HMS Beagle was the real one. Sans the only one to spot that. Now, with Bobby and Sammy kind of struggling, they'll be getting some help from their future selves for the answer. Not straight up. But a nice little hint. So when did Australia spawn Vegemite? Funny... Bobby and Sammy even with help and Sans is still the closest. Though he was... rather off trying to know when scientists detonated the first atomic bomb. Alright now who wants to talk about politics? XD!

Who knew Bill Clinton played the sax? Sammy and Sans just 1 year off. Clinton played on The Arsenio Hall Show in 1992. Alright so now it's time to fix time because time got fucked and Megan Thee Stallion did not write Baby Shark. It was Savage. Bobby and Sans knew that one. All 3 knew New York was New Amsterdam until 1664. It was not New Chungus. That would be weird. Alright. One final round. This time we're going to the future! Ooooooh! Thankfully it's not as tricky as you might think. You're really only adding 1000 years to when ChatGPT was invented. Funnily both Sans and Bobby said 3025. It was a little earlier though. 3022. Sans took the victory here and joins Baldi in the championship round! But first a little Hypnotorious with Monika and I. Though this game needed 4 players so Sans and Mita joined in as dummies. Sans on Team Monika and Mita on Team V. In this game, we are hypnotized so powerfully that we literally lose our minds. So we have to take on the role of a character we are given. We do get to choose who we are and after that we have to answer questions as our character. After choosing what we want written on our tombstones, and this is where things get a... little confusing to us? I guess we have to group ourselves in jars based on who we feel we group with. Based on our answers. I guess we didn't fully understand how we were doing so. What were we supposed to talk or just... guess? But based on our answers, Mita and I were put in group 1 and Sans and Monika were put in group 2. See how that changes throughout the game. See if our secret hints help. So now what do we say when we defeat a villain? This time, Mita and her frozenness and Sans and his parm are now in group 1 while Monika and her mupping and me and my all or nothing is in group 2. Another question. How do we get the attention of our students? Well Sans definitely doesn't shy away with his answer my goodness. Welp Sans and Monika are grouped up again and so are Mita and I. But now here comes a plot twist... someone is a little sneak. And it's up to us to somehow figure out who it be. Only problem, we have no fucking clue given that say the players voting could be the outlier themselves. But after discussing... Monika... was not the outlier. Despite all of us thinking it was.

The outlier was actually Sans. Not a soul knew it was him. Not even Sans. XD! Mita and I knew we were grouped up together. Sans and Monika... were not grouped. Alright GGs that was a fun ga-what do you mean there's a 2nd round? Oh boy. So we get to be new characters. Round 2 runs just like round 1 did. Though there was a little weird weirdness on question 1 about making our own perfume. So I got my answer in but somehow Sans, Monika, and Mita couldn't? It was like as soon as I submitted my answer, it just all made the others submit blank. Well that's really fucking good for grouping ourselves. For the next question, we all agree not for anyone to hit submit until we're done answering. Just so then we all have a chance to present... something. Anything! Even if our answers don't really make it clear how we're meant to be grouped. Though when asked how do we sum up our look? That does make it a little more understandable. Funnily, Monika, Mita, and Sans all had job and business related answers. So am I the outlier? No. It was Sans. Again. How? Well Sans ended up taking the gold and because he was team Monika, Monika goes to the championship round. Wish we could've seen how the rest did. There wasn't necessarily a leaderboard on this game. Either way, Monika still moves on. Now... we did something a little different here. Instead of playing a different, the group actually voted to go back to Timejinx. Hell even I admit as simple as the game looked, it really did look fun. Probably one of the best games in the series. I mean hey I wasn't going to object. Sans does have experience with this game. Does that give him an advantage? Only if the group knows when edible underwear was invented okay seriously. Shocker, Sans was pretty close. Baldi and Monika were way off. Sans already off to a good start. And again with knowing when Hamburger Helper released a hip-hop tape. Sans had a fucking 25 point lead already. How could he blow it? Well Monika was a little closer to knowing when the pride flag debuted. No matter. Sans still led by 19. On to the time hop starting with the 1990s! Remember Napster? Monika, Sans, and Baldi sure didn't. Sans did know that Jesus Christ Superstar was a 70s Broadway show though.

And hey in the 2010's... oh man preppy boy was all the rage who the fuck was preppy boy? Either way, Monika and Sans got that one right. Sans still leading by 19 after that. Round 2 and uh oh it's already time for the impostor round. Which Nikola Tesla is real? Well all 3 knew it was the one who considered Mark Twain his bestie. Now when did MVT premiere "Silent Library"? Baldi was closest guessing 2010. It was in 2009. Funnily enough Sans was the furthest. Not by much though. Who the fuck knows when India got independence from the British? I actually give credit to Monika. She was closest guessing 1944. Suddenly Sans only led by 5. Monika was catching up. Uh oh. Maybe Sans knows when Trader Joe's was founded. Thankfully Sans actually did gain a lot of ground here. I'm sure Sans got a giggle out of the year... Okay. Time loop time. Sans is back to a 17 point lead. Now the group has to know how many times Pitbull said "Mr. Worldwide" in... "Mr. Worldwide". And how many times Danny Trejo died on screen. Quite a few times. 65. And Mr. Worldwide was said 8 times. Monika, Sans, and Baldi overall had 1 correct answer each. Sans was still up by 16. Round 3. When was the Hula Hoop sold in stores? The group was... a bit off. However Sans was the furthest off which really hurt his score. And just like that he had a 4 point lead. Now here's one the group should know. The release year of the Nintendo 64. A classic! Monika was closest with 1992 but Sans was furthest? Damn. And now he has a 2 point lead. Monika is catching up again. Sans really needs to pop off and know when Tutankhamun's tomb was opened. And he was the furthest. And suddenly Monika was leading by 4. Sans really needed extreme luck going into the time fix round. Who invaded England in 1066? Not Warren the Dogmonger, but William of Normandy. Monika and Baldi got that... Sans did not. Well that's not what he needs. Sans knew that Margaret Thatcher became the first Prime Minister of the United Kingdom... but so did Monika and Baldi. And therefore... Monika stands on top with 48 and Sans was surprisingly on the bottom now. Just like that. Would the future task even help at this point? Nope. Both Monika and Sans had 40% of their score removed. Leaving Monika to be the champion of Jackbox 10!

Guess you can't win all the... TIME! XD!