We know nothing.

Well we do still have Jackbox games to check out. This time it was number 5. How nice of Mr. Wheel to leave the OG pack as the final one to eventually check out!

Our journey begins with this... freaky cat dude looking guy as we play Split The Room! V, Sans, and I take up competition in this first round. The idea is simple. We're given a situation and we have to fill in the blank. Like the example it gives. Whereas instead of unskippable ads, it's unskippable videos of BLANK. And then a couple of us vote if what we fill in the blank makes it a good situation or not. So let's talk about butts yeah? Is it worth it to moon our grandfather if there's a 50% chance they become our friend? V and I said... yeah no. That's just weird, Sans. Then again he feels like it's worth pissing for 24 hours after taking a pill that stops a stomach flu. But won't watch his parents fuck with the ability to chuck pineapples to the bed. I don't think anyone understands the mind of Sans. After the first round, I take a lead over V but by only 5 points. It's a close race. But to each their own right? Hey I like Bieber songs okay? V clearly has no damn taste. He seems to have more interest in having 10 thousand spiders as a client to endorse. Ew. After that 2nd round, I have a much more considerable lead. In the final round, it's a battle of their answer and our answer. We all have the same prompt. And we have to guess whether players would choose their answer over ours. Being held captive in a buffet, we have to choose whether to eat a gallon of gravy, their answer... OR... for the first one, a single ghost pepper, my answer. And both V and Sans went with the gravy. I did get points though for guessing gravy would be picked. Yeah not even I went with my answer. V prompted in 10 pounds of cake. Yummy but too much for the stomach. Though Sans jumped right into the sweet frosted bread. Typical Sans prompts in Spaghetti. Why wouldn't he? While V did get closer at the end, I still won with 978 points. Hell... yeah! Now it's time for a little rap battle. Sonic is oddly feeling confident about this one... I wonder why. In this game, we have to finish off a line and then make a whole new line to rhyme with that previous one until the roast is in. Oh yeah I guess we need an even number of people in here. I guess Gene fills in as that 4th guy. I got to say I think Gene crushed it against Sonic... even though somehow Sonic got the money? I think he found a way to rig the vote. Only for that round though.

Can Monika retaliate against Bobby's "fartist" insult? I guess only if she calls Bobby a smuggler. Monika outright won that round. Despite Sonic not voting. Bobby calls Gene a poor little troud. Ouch. I don't know what Gene meant saying Bobby didn't know what he was missing. Either way, it was a split vote. Gene getting a cheer bonus. Monika makes it quick with Sonic. She's a busy gal. And of course Sonic can't go without saying he's a god. Split vote. Monika with the bonus! One more round. Poor Gene. Being called Yoda inside a sad tub of gouda. Harsh. But man Gene has some fire in him. Calling Bobby someone who looks like they just drank grout. Gross. Sonic says Monika ain't the boss of him. And Monika sends him right to the SLAMMER. After those sick burns? Monika is the rapping queen! One more game before the championship round Zeeple Dome is a little different here. Baldi and Sammy will battle it out, knocking out enemies by flinging themselves. Though they also work together? I don't know how that works. It's a game of aiming and firing! Enemies can also change color and only players of that color can hit that enemy. Over time, powerups and health will also spawn for individual players to collect. I figure Sammy and Baldi can make it through 3 gauntlets. Easy right? They do make it through the 2nd gauntlet... albeit... losing 2 lives... oh boy... yeaaahhhh they didn't make it past gauntlet 3. There is a mechanic that lets you revive a player Cuphead style... if... you can get to them. Baldi tried but wasn't able to recover Sammy. Okay so how do we determine winner? Well I went through the 3 rounds... or... like 2 and 1 quarter rounds and added up the total kills both players got. And determined that Baldi was our winner! So Monika, Baldi, and I are going to the championship round in the very cheese streaming service looking game of You Don't Know Jack! Did we know Jack. Yeah no. Turns out we know nothing about trivia. Unless Monika has her medical knowledge. After that... yeah we had no fucking clue how much caffeine is in coffee apparently. At least we did a little better distinguishing curling terms from Harry Potter stones. But after that... we have no idea what the hell a NeNe is. But I guess Nene Leakes maiden name was Johnson.

And no, we don't read books by P.G. Wodehouse. But I guess they'd write a book called "The Fuck! Inimitable Jeeves". Starting round 2, Monika leads with... 100 dollars... Baldi is in 3rd with 3,100... in debt. Though he gets an advantage to screw us. Which he uses right away. Forcing Monika and I to read through terms and conditions with seconds left on the clock. Thanks bald boy. He gained 2 grand out of it. Plus another out of screwing us... before losing 2 grand for not knowing who was I guess doing exile worthy activities and was just really really horny. You'd think someday we get a question we know right? Well not if we know 1965 Nat King Cole hits. Shit I was shocked Baldi had no idea how many pints were in a half gallon. Maybe he'll blame the metric system for it. Nothing is scarier... not even a Predator's scary mask is scarier than round 3. Jack Attack. Oh yeah shit gets real. We're given prompts and we have to quickly guess what answers go with that. The more we're right, the more money we make. The more we're wrong, the more money we lose. Pants pissing worthy. And you better believe we were guessing like our lives depended on it. But when all was said and done... Monika got the crown this time... with debt. Congratulations Monika! You win!

Now you have to pay us!