We play with even more water!

Now here's a damn fun one I got this time for The Winter Jackpot! I always loved the original PowerWash Simulator! So of course I'd have to get the sequel which is what I ended up playing here!

The first big difference in this game is a physical home base you can access... at least I don't think there was one in the original. Oh yeah I got a cute little kitty too! Bubbles! Seeing them roll around happily on the floor really encourages me to do an excellent job! I won't let them down! I start with what I consider to be the tutorial job. In this case, a removals van. Just like the original game, you have access to several kinds of nozzles, you can rotate, crouch down, free aim, it really is as close to the original it can get... if anything it is the original. But with a new coat of paint. But this van here will need a big coat of water holy shit this poor thing has been let down. Shame on you Jessica. So I work on the outer interior. Getting the first side and couple tires worked on... no... sorry... tYres... Along with the door and windows. I get the front side worked on. Bumper, license plate, lights, windshield and wipers, etc. Oh if you thought the outside was bad? I can't even begin to fucking explain to you how Jessica... or... Harper let the inside become smothered in shit I mean holy... uh... shit! I am like fuck that I will work on that later and continue working on the front side. Also while finishing the basic tutorial quests focused on working the washer itself... even though I didn't really need to. I've played PowerWash Simulator before. After that, I work on the right side just like I did with the left before moving up to the roof of the van. Only then do I work on that fucking NIGHTMARE of a cargo hold. Honestly the most disturbing thing about this is the fucking smiley painted on the shutter door... yeah real fucking funny guys. Slowly and precisely, I get the walls, floor, and ceiling done in the inside. And the wheel wells too. The little part that sticks out so that the wheel has room to breathe on the inside. After that, there was just a few more places with a few spots of dirt that I missed. Mostly towards the front and bottom. But once I got that dusted off, the job was complete. And that van was spotless! Now let's hope Harper keeps it that way. I still had time to kill so I went ahead on with the next job. The public facility. Shouldn't be too bad. Looks like this small tiny thing will take me only what... 5 minutes? Easy job... or so I thought.

I worked on the roof sign top, the sign itself... hey now people can actually read what it says! How about that! But here's the issue... I had been working on a good chunk of the roof... but it said I was only 12% done? Even though it felt closer to 95%? What am I missing? it's a small ass sign thing. How could I possibly be... yeah so there was a whole building under that and it popped out of the ground when I was done with the main roof? Tricky game... tricky tricky. Now I have even more to clean including the outer wall along with its top and base, a door, light, poster for a stupid looking movie I will never watch, but here we go again. I am just over 50% done here but it looks closer to 100%. What is another layer going to come up from the ground? No... no just the door opens... to the worlds dirtiest bathroom holy fuck. Unless you had an EXTREME EMERGENCY... I don't want you using that. Not until I clean it. Starting with the most important piece. The toilet of course! What did you want to take a shit in shit? Didn't think so! So I work on that and the inner wall. And also get a stab at the sink and mirror before I have to end the stream. Overall, it's a damn fun game. I loved the OG PowerWash and I am already loving the sequel! But again... this brings me to my issue of... not all games need a damn sequel! Holy hell I mean close to all... if not ALL the content in this game could've easily been put in the original game. Hell even if it was all paid DLC. I mean this game... mechanically wise plays the EXACT same as the original game. Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think making a whole... "sequel" was a little unnecessary... but hey... nobody fucking asked me... so I'll shut the hell up. XD! I'm not trying to put any dirt on the developers or anything but... wait...

dirt on the... oh cool I'm ending this blog with a pun. You don't see that everyday. XD!