We still know nothing.

Welp, Mr. Wheel just ripped the band-aid off and gave us the original Jackbox right after we just played number 5. This does it for the Jackbox games of The Winter Jackpot. And now it will be a wheel filled with one Andy's Apple Farm slot WHY IS THAT GAME STILL ON THE WHEEL?

Even in the OG Jackbox, players can still fib. Sammy, Sonic, and Monika go against each other in this fib contest in Fibbage XL. It's the same damn game it's always been. No the UK's Health and Safety Lab robot wasn't named Larry Larry. But Sammy did fool Monika with that. And let me tell you?... a ballsack-kicking competition just sounds painful. Guess Monika and Sammy figured that just had to be Sonic's answer. Poor Sonic, he couldn't even fool the 2 with his made up pot shitting addiction. Is he really that predictable? Sonic did have a very brief lead during round 2... and then lost it after Sammy and Monika knew you can mail coconuts in Hawaii without using packages. The more you know huh? And Brazil wants you to piss in your shower to save the rainforest. Because using a toilet is different? Does Brazil see something we don't? Well going to the final fib and Monika now leads by 5000 against Sonic and 2000 against Sammy. Poor Sonic. I don't feel bad for him. And what does our crew feel a suitable name for synthetic testicles is? Well Monika sure fooled Sammy and Sonic. What just because a synthetic testicle has testies in its name doesn't mean it's real. Yeah Monika crushed that competition and goes back to the championship round! GGs to her! Let's try out Word Spud. What the hell could go wrong? Sans and Baldi love their words. And holy fuck we're going right off the bat okay. So the idea is that you have to finish a word and then the other players get to vote on whether they liked it or not. And I can tell Baldi and Sans don't like each other very much. It starts... kind of normal between the 2. Baldi ultimately takes the win here with a score of negative 9. How fun? We figure because the game is so damn short, we'd do a best of 3. And yeah round 2 is where we lose all faith in humanity. Good grief this is getting unhinged. They're not even just making words but whole phrases now? And also after this round, they're fucking tied at 11! Oh boy you can tie in this game? Okay cool so now we're just making up new fucking rules on the spot and now Baldi and Sans are spamming emoticons yeah this is truly un-fucking-hinged. OKAY BALDI WINS MOVING ON! Maybe Mita, Bobby, and I can be more... uh... normal playing Lie Swatter.

Just an easy trivia game. Guessing whether the fact on screen is true or false. That's it. Thank fuck spiders don't have orgasms when they eat. That would be... weird. Didn't we just hear the term "neuticles" in Fibbage XL? Well anyways after round 1, I was up on Bobby by 80. No Mayor McCheese didn't campaign with Ronald Reagan. But wouldn't have that been something? What? Reagan convincing people to get fat? Pfffff NAAAAAHHHHHH! And it's true that it's false that Osama Bin Laden was watching Two and a Half Men when he was shot. But boy wouldn't that be a way to go out? Though apparently the Indiana military made grenades filled with spicy chili. How about that? One more round. Same idea but now all facts are on the same category. Wouldn't you believe it's more costly to make a 10 dollar bill than a 100? What do they pump 10 dollar bills with a very oh so thin extra coat of ink? And believe it or not but it does not cost 1 cent to make 1 cent. What how else is the treasury supposed to make money? Well I am the king of true or false questions. So we got our 3 finalists! Monika, Baldi, and I! Alright. Championship round! The first ever Jackbox edition of You Don't Know Jack! It's basically the same game. Though we all get screws right off the bat. How do the questions here compare to that of Jackbox 5? Well Monika and I knew Kim Kardashian's brain is made up of 80% water. Hah... you could say she has WATER for brains! XD! And because Baldi is in early debt, he screws me. Here the screw simply means the one you screw gets 5 seconds to answer. Thankfully that is all I needed... albeit I was lucky knowing Matthew McConaughey got past the McConamiddle Ages. So Baldi screwed himself. Sorry Baldi. And no Monika, Ernie does not have eyebrows. Guess she felt silly so she screwed me as I tried to figure out who the cast of Duck Dynasty would shoot. Not so lucky this time. Well Baldi doesn't know the metric system but he sure does know his temperatures... I didn't... One more screw to use and Baldi uses his on Monika. She does have the most money. And didn't know that Albert Einstein was first spotted in 1879. Then again neither did Baldi or I.

You know it's cute this quiz has a question talking about the Washington Redskins and what their non-offensive new name should be. Hey the original Jackbox came out in 2014. Well before their actual name change to the Commanders. This game also has a Jack Attack. When you see 2 matching cluses on screen, you have to be the fastest to press your button. But only when the clues match. Otherwise, you lose money. And uh... yeah we lost a lot of money. We got button happy. But Monika ultimately won back to back titles here as she finishes this round... with fucking debt. And that does it for our Jackbox Party Packs on The Winter Jackpot. Oh you know we'll for sure come back to these games. Hey I bought 8 Jackbox games with getting 1 other for free. Plus the 2 other packs I had well before. You know we're coming back to this.

Oh did I say 2 others? Suppose we hadn't checked out pack 6 yet huh?