Where's my autoclicker?

For my go at The Winter Jackpot, I had the honor of checking out Click To Continue! A game about... well... clicking! It's very much inspired by those clicker games like Cookie Clicker. Where you click click and click and gain abilities as you click.

Right off the bat I am disturbed. There's this eye thing just watching me in the main menu. I mean seriously I hover over the quit game button and the eye is like "bruh seriously?". Of course I am not quitting the game. So I click new game! The thing that sets this apart from other clicker games is that I am in a 3D environment. With tiles around me that have numbers on them. Those numbers being how many clicks I need to get behind them. The first of which only needing about 100 clicks. I didn't even know that. I was focused on the one needing 250 clicks. This first tile unlocks a lever that will auto click for me every second. Not much but it's a nice little addition to the clicks I am already doing. The tile that needed the 250 clicks is more so just a little stats tile. Telling me how many clicks the button gives me along with auto click efficiency and rate. Oh yeah even the button is a tile that needs... a shit load of clicks. Call it over 2 million. I don't think I am getting there in 1 stream. The next tile I unlock gives me LB-40. Not WD-40. This increases my button power by 1. Now it's 2 clicks per 1 button click. Nice! Shortly after, I unlock a new tile below the lever. This is a simple Simon Says game. Now I'm not good at Simon Says... as shown in this stream. But depending on how I do will depend on how much of a bonus I get. In this case... for about a minute I get a plus 1 bonus to the AutoUnit! So what is my goal in this game? I assume to escape. Hence the door at the back that needs 100 million clicks to open... sheesh we'll be clicking for a while! I take another stab at Simon and do a bit better. This time I get a plus 3 bonus for 3 minutes! And then I unlock a new tile. This gives the game some music! Just to make it a little less eerie. I can choose from a selection of tracks. Along with stop the music and change its volume. The next tile is in one of the back corners. It mimics one of those arcade games where you have to push the button at the right time to make an arm push a ticket ring into a hole. It's not easy but it's doable with patience and good timing. The next tile is right below the camera watching me... creepy. I guess it's a tip panel? Or at least what the game calls tips or advice. I think it's supposed to be more of a distraction. Well it ain't distracting me!

Another round of Simon gives me 3 more clicks per second for 3 minutes. I found that you can't go too fast on Simon. Wait until the light goes out on the button you click before doing so again. The next panel is down right terrifying. It gives that camera the same eye I saw on the title screen... good now I'm horrified. But at least happy to know this game does save! I don't know exactly if it's save as soon as you quit or after each tile unlock. Either way the game does save! Hell yeah! The next tile is probably the most advanced one so far. This time I am working with an old computer and trying to crack a password out of it. Now as complicated as the instructions look, it's not actually that bad. Based on the info I get out of this old computer is how I will slowly form my password. The first 2 characters of the password come from the serial number. In which if the first digit is even, I take the first 2 characters of the device model. If it's odd, it's the last 2. Rebooting the machine shows that this computers serial is 4X1T-QR9P. So I need to know the first 2 characters of the model. Which can be found by first identifying the serial to give me the name of the device. Name and model being different. After scanning the name, it gives me the model number. N3T-404. The first 2 characters of my password are N3. The 2nd set of characters in the password are based on the latency time given from the machine. If it's less than 50, I use the day from the build date. If it's over 100, I use the month. In this case, it was a clean and solid zero! The date here is formatted Day/Month/Year. So the next 2 characters in the password are 30. The next 2 characters are easy to find. Just add up all the numbers from the IP address. LITERALLY one at a time. So like 1 + 9 + 2 and so on. 19 is my magical number. And the final 2 characters of the password are... if my device name has more vowels, then I take the number of those and then the number of consonants. Vise versa if there's more consonants than vowels. In this case, SubNetX has more consonants. So the last 2 characters in the password are 52. Making N3301952 my full password. Once I put that in, the computer now goes from 1 click per second to... 6!... wow... what a fucking upgrade. XD! Not much more I can do with the computer.

The next tile makes it so that no matter where I click, it acts as a button press. HAH! That button up front is useless now! I can click wherever!... just need to make sure I actually push down the thingy that lets me turn even the air itself into a button. The next tile... mutes the sound of the button... I mean not like the sound of the button bothered me to begin with. More Simon gives me 3 more minutes of +3 clicks a second. The next tile I focus on gives me a switch that gives me blacklight! Not entirely useful right now. Though it does create a nice mood in the room! Here's an interesting tile. This next one gives me coffee-infused sand. This one is especially useful for when I am not playing the game. I don't know if it fills when you are playing. But it does when you're not for sure. I can use the fuel I collect to speed up the AutoUnit! This was a good time for me to use the bathroom. And when I came back, I collected over 15 thousand grains of sand. Which filled up like... I don't know 2% of the tube? The next tile is a clock... that's it... a simple analog clock. Nothing more nothing less. It takes me a bit to find the next tile when I unlock it. I swear sometimes I circle around the whole room 10 times and can't find the tile. But I do eventually find the big mama. With this one, I get to play Minecraft! Well... the closest thing to Minecraft. And it's more like... Mine... just... Mine. I mine walls of earthly walls. Each wall getting me 30 clicks! As I mine the walls, I unlock the next tile... wherever I can fucking find it. When I do I get this fire extinguisher thingy. But it's not for fires. It's for filling me with instant caffeine! Which will boost my clicks or my AutoUnit speed! And believe me come later in this game, we'll definitely need some faster clicks. Though when I run out of my first use of it, I can't seem to use it again... did I already use it all up? Did I just dun goof myself? Well I just keep mining until I unlock the next tile. Which gives me a light for the tunnel I am digging down. Well that will be useful! As I mine, I unlock another tile which gives me a cute little robo-guy! I mean seriously he's so cute! This little guy will collect caffeine dust off the floor and fill them into one of 3 tubes. I wonder how these tubes will come into play...

Oh yeah... you know how in Minecraft when you mine for so long you just eventually come across a layer you just can't break with your bare hands? Yeah the same happens here. Gosh dang it and I was just starting to enjoy that tunnel too because it was giving me good clicks. The next tile I unlock gives me a "Believe in yourself" poster... oh... joy? At least I get another boost to the button so that's something! The next small tile I unlock lets me control the lighting in the room. It's a very subtle control but it is noticeable! After one of those caffeine tubes fills up, I unlock the next tile which lets me convert it into a drink that gets filled into the extinguisher. Ah so that's how I get more instant consumable caffeine! The final tile for the night I unlocked is a severed finger... FUCKING GROSS! But hey it gives me right click to zoom!

That's the next best useless thing since press B to blow! XD!