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Who dun did it?

  • Writer: Sans
    Sans
  • Mar 3
  • 7 min read

Back to back Miicord Crew streams of Freddi Fish? What are the odds? I mean seriously we have more Jackbox games than we do Freddi Fish. Yet Dollar Store wheel said... "mmm no you're playing Freddi Fish". But hey, you must never question or deny the wheel. Any wheel.


In the 3rd installment of the Freddi Fish universe, Freddi and Luther are heading to the founders day festival. Hosted by Uncle Blenny. Oh boy this sounds exciting! Just got to get the net opened up and I can head inside! But... uh oh! Why is Blenny behind bars? Turns out the great conch shell was... stolen! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!! And because he's the keeper, he's the main suspect. Yes because the one who hosts the festival stole the center piece of it. I am to look for 3 golden pipes. There's a group of suspects to look out for who were near when the shell was swiped. Blenny's pet dog fish, Soggy Sniffer can help track who did it. But because of his age, he needs to have all 3 pipes to do the job. So it's an adventure. Not before checking out the interactive character creator Blenny happens to have. And you know me, when I have the chance to get creative, oh I get creative. I'd say by the time I am done... I don't know but I think I'm in love! XD! Alright alright so I have a quest to do. I hit up Pierre the Tailor's shop. He's quite the mender as he says he is. No matter the damage, he can get it fixed up. I don't see any golden pipes here and there's not much I can really do here. So I push on to the left open path. I can go right or keep going straight. To the right is Horst Fedders, Seems like he's not a very English fellow. I hope that doesn't offend anybody. XD! Horst does reference a Barker Gill that might know about the conch. Past Horst is a volcano like structure with some sort of abandoned and run down ship. Outside the ship is a hole I can swim down to meet Claw. The president of the bullies club. And he's not one to easily give up a flashlight that Freddi wants to use. Inside the ship... well... yeah there's nothing here. I can click on a bunch of shit but there's nothing useful I can get out of this. It's just a piece the developers put in here because they said "fuck it". XD! Anyways, heading all the way back to the start of the left path, going straight now takes me to... another fork in the road! Another left and right path. There's not much the left path offers me so far. There's a half log here but Freddi and Luther can't take it out. It's cemented in the water pretty good. And there's a waterfall they can't go through either. Funny. Why not just swim under it?


Okay so right path it is. It's very tropical. In the distance is a very sad monkey. She's stuck on the water because her sail had to be sacrificed to plug up a hole in her boat. But Freddi being the so gentleman that he is offers to provide something to fix it. Ah yes, the sidequests. There is no Humongous game without sidequests. So that about does it for everything on the left path. Headed to the right path now, I meet Gill Barker and his underwater carnival where I can win a fun house mirror if I prove my skill. Just got to pay 4 urchins to him. I already have 2 at this point. To the left I can head into... the mouth of a crazed... baby bear... thing...? The main attraction is a fortune teller. BUT... there's a music room where all the magic happens. And believe me, I am a PRO at playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! Even deeper through here is... well I don't know why this is here but a very very dark cave... I don't think Freddi and Luther are the only ones in there. Boy that makes me shudder. Heading back outside and to the right, I find a shovel I can pick up. Well that must come in handy if I can put it in my inventory. It's where I also meet Nadine the Narwhal. Upwards leads to... well essentially a dead end. For so I think for now. The kelp wall is too thick for us to get through. There is a chomper fish. But because of the rope he's attached too, it leaves him JUST short of being able to munch on the kelp. At least I can get some musical pieces. But anyways I have collected all 4 urchins at this point. What's my reward? A basic ass block drop puzzle game. it's like Tetris for babies. Make 4 in a row and you score! 10 times and I get a mirror. After Luther fucks around with it, Freddi puts it in his inventory. I also find a drain plug I can pick up all the way at the starting area. At least when I very first get under the water, it's there. I also figure out that I can use the fun house mirror to spook Claw the Crab. Somehow I guess Claw thinks it's another crab? I tell you... that is one dumb ass crab. Then again, crabs don't have much of a brain anyway. But hey, at least I get the flashlight now! I know where I can take that! The dark cave! Alright and... it's useless. Completely useless. So I think for now. All I can do is make fish hide to different spots. I don't find anything useful here.


Feeling let down, I have to move on. So now what? Well I can help Magenta Monkey fix up her boat. Albeit her sail gets torn in the process. Thankfully we know Pierre can fix it up in 2 microseconds. With a fully fixed boat, she can finally land on the island! What do I get out of that? NOTHING! Well... at least so I think for now. I'll see it later. ;) As for now, Freddi and Luther use the shovel to free that half log to protect themselves from the waterfall. From there I meet Rosy Pearl and join in her lūʻau. I can watch the many acts she has to show. And also confront her about the conch. No Luther, simply telling her that she's the thief won't make her admit it. Not easily. Perhaps we'll have to try... more threatening tactics? That of which... to be revealed at a later time. This is where I kind of get stuck. I feel like I have exhausted my options on what I can do. I eventually figure out though... you know that part with the kelp wall? Well if I let the chomper at the wall and then click the clam, the clam will nibble off the rope and the chomper can eat the kelp. Hope you find that helpful if you too ever get stuck. Inside? The room of crazy ass slides I mean LOOK AT THEM! Freddi can't fit but Luther can. I don't know how but I just flick some random ass levers and somehow that makes Luther go the right direction to finally pick up the first golden pipe holy SHIT only 50 minutes later. Oh fuck and that was only pipe number 1. Where the fuck is another one? No it's not in Rosy's lūʻau. Despite checking every act to see if any of the actors have the pipe. But somehow I just happen to find the next pipe on top of a palm tree where Magenta Monkey is. I don't know how the hell I didn't see that before. I mean it was hidden yeah but still obvious enough. I guess I'm blind. Then again I am a skeleton and skeletons don't have eyes. Or I's. XD! Alright! 1 pipe to get! Where the hell is it? Yeah you remember that dark cave? Somehow there was a golden pipe there to the right all along and I fucking missed it. Don't ask me how. I am embarrassed yes. I don't know how I can scan a cave and fucking miss the pipe. Regardless, I have it. Now time to figure out who the hell dun did the stealing. We follow Soggy around to this temple looking thing. Where the thief resides.


But of course instead of chasing the fucker, Luther gets greedy and finds a shiny looking diamond. Luther is so good at being so bad at following the main goal. In his stupid greed, he gets himself locked up. Great. Another side quest. JUST AS WE WERE ABOUT TO END THINGS! WAHOO! XD! It's a good thing this temple is a fucking maze. In my exploration, I come across a red crystal. Like Freddi said, you have to try everything. Unfortunately, it's not as easy as just picking it up. That bitch is really on their solid. Thankfully there's a room where I find a chisel. And with said chisel, I can loosen the crystal and pick it up! I also find a green crystal along the way. One of the first rooms in the temple is a giant pharaoh mummy looking thing. Which is also holding the key to free Luther. But as soon as I break the light, the mummy closes its hand. There is a slot in its other hand for a crystal which shines an extra light. However, both crystals don't seem to work. Are there 2 slots? Not that I see. Turns out I am a dumbass. Of course the 2 crystals I had don't work. I needed a blue one to match the blue light. Only then could I grab the key and free Luther. And NOW after that intermission can we catch the culprit. And also prove Blenny's innocence. As in the evidence bag we found, was a claw shaped boxing glove. DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN! Of course it was Claw! He is a fucking bully after all! Oh it was so damn obvious! And Soggy agreed. He claims that the guys at the bullies club are even worse. Doesn't matter. He still did the crime. And now has to do ballet and wear a tutu. Good.


As for now, the show goes on!

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