Yeah I still have no clue what I am doing.

Why did I think I would be good at EA Sports PGA Tour? Given I suck ass at PGA Tour 2K23. Why did I buy this game? No scrutz on those who made the game. More so why in terms of... me. Is scrutz even a real word?

So after adjusting my settings to my... better ability, it was time for a round of Golf. The Augusta National Golf Club! So the game itself plays just like 2K23. Using the stick to swing my club. First few shots are not horrible because you're hitting the ball so far with such power. It's only when I get to the green where oh boy PTSD incoming. I still don't know how to fucking putt in this game. The ball always goes left or right of the hole. Oh well I'm only 1 over. I'll be-no I won't I won't be fine. Though I guess on hole 2, my swing was BEYOND perfect that I literally got a cutscene showing my club go hot and just DESTROY that ball... all for it to go into the damn sand trap. Well there was 2 seconds of excitement. Once again I just misaim my putt... twice... badly.. and claim bogey there too. Though on hole 3, I for once in my fucking life actually claim a bird! How about that? A good putt? And I'm only 1 over now? Oh I'm feeling GOOD now!... and then I get double bogey on hole 4 because I am running naked all over the green. I just sail past the fucking hole, hell the whole damn green on hole 5! That green does NOT stop the ball at fucking all. Can't even sink the ball on hole 6 after a triple bogey. Shit I don't care if I would've been +10 on that hole. LET ME SINK THE BALL! At least I sink the ball on hole 7. Ah I'm only 9 over right now... 11 over after 8 because I rolled into the fucking sticks like nothing has fucking friction! Can't putt for shit on hole 9. Now it feels like I have to be 1 centimeter from the hole or that ball isn't sinking. Would hole 10 start a miracle for me? What do you think? Not like I played a tutorial or anything... I mean I didn't so that's why I suck ass at this game. Hole 11, I find out I can take practice swings. Doesn't really help because my ball goes IN THE FUCKING WATER HUZZAH! XD! Sometimes I still question how I got a fucking bird on hole 3. Oh yeah, another drink for the ball on hole 13. Ball must be really thirsty. And why not? Why stick to the green on hole 15? That ball has H2O to dive into good fucking grief! Somehow I am convinced that the ball is magnetically attracted to the water. Boy thank goodness a sand trap on hole 16 stops the ball from sinking into even more water. Well it was a hell of a ride but at the end of the day, I was 33 over... I don't think I'm putting that jacket on any time soon.

I had a little extra time to kill so I decided to go back to the settings and make things... more tailored to my play ability. What you actually think I take video games seriously?... to be fair... easy swinging and putting feels no fucking different. Is it even different? Not when I hit the fucking green. Still can't make a 6 foot putt for shit. Where's my wiimote when I need it? There is a much more retro styled swing and putt mode called 3-click where you have to time your presses when a line spins around to the white space. Still can't make short putts for shit. I think I just don't know how to read greens. Maybe I should have someone else putt for me. I do the big swings and someone else does the dinky little putts for me.

Maybe besides Super Video Golf, I don't think I'm good at Golf without a Wiimote.